Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Could it be? The finale for the 365 Project? YES! We made it! Everyone should read really good stuff. These are like textbooks, IMHO. Welcome to Tootsy's! Hur hur, the stripper isle at Walmart? Best nappin place ever? A bit of Azn style! Holy fuck where'd the hairs go? Yep, chopped it all off, for the first time in TWENTY years. Giving My poor hairs a fresh start. Om nom nom cherries. RIP Jani Lane . Check dem lil hairs! Keepin the red around a while I think. And there you have it! A year of images, free of charge, not so free of fun.

Holy shit I'm back! I've been so busy with the new, non-glamorous job that I've been neglecting this blog. Shame on Me! Perhaps I deserve a spanking, but so few people get that privilege. Heh! So without further ado, pictures! Is that Me rocking pigtails? Hur hur yup! Couldn't stop Myself from coloring My hairs again! Burgundy over brown. Huzzah! Just for fun, some light, pale makeup. New LEI bra! Yummy!!! Bitch be glittery, yo! Daydreaming on the bus. Taking a catnap. Literally. I love this look, the keyhole cleavage. Something kinda sexy about it.

Getting so close to the end of this project! Almost at 365! :D :D So here's some more. Smoochin my Wife No. 1 My boss at Tootsy's... rockin the staff shirt for My UV parties! Glowing FTW! I love rockin the UV gear at My parties! Too bag this pink wig glows orange, and not pink. But it still looks badass! My new, super comfy, super ghey shorts! Back to brown hairs, so not used to it! Givin Wesley a smoo Love Me some Pokemanz! Betsey is the best dice kitteh ever. Love this simply headband, it's like a mini tiara! I love the colors in My eyes :D New wig! Ahhhh I love the smell of new faux hairs!

Boob kitten FTW Yes, My hairs ended up mauve before the Epic Cut Of 2011. So fried! So gross! So MAUVE! And the mauve was totally accidental. Which is kinda nifty. Pastel wig? Nah, just Me bein a goof. Not QUITE My natural hair color but very close. Closest I've been since 1991? Om nom nom new wig. Shhhhh we be sleepin, yo! Brown hairs and OMGWTFYOUCUTYOURHAIRS cat. Behold, zee curls! AUGH SO SHORT!

Finally able to upload some pics! Whew. Here I am gettin ready for the fiery red. My hairs look like Easter lol. Seriously. Easter hairs. The dye is in place! Dats some red! Muh hairs are on fire! Onoes! Crazy color, eh? Loved it! Wanna climb the mountains? In the darkness, the red still looks pink lol. More fire. This pic is older, kinda cheating. It was in oh.... 2005? I was always a cat lady lol. Bath time! I love Me some paranormal romance novels. Yay smut! Arrrrr! Here I was ready for the new Pirates movie. As in Depp, not as in porn. Hur hur. Playin with some new clip in hairs. Hahahahaaa. More fake hair silliness. I am obviously up to no good. I has a bunneh. It actually belonged to a friend's daughter. Dawwwww! Smoooooo! My froofy drink at Spooky Empire's Mayhem. Om nom nom booze. I like bling. Shiny!