Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I have never been a dainty eater. I've got manners, but I don't rock the dainty, tiny portions of food. Especially with sushi. Sushi is My comfort food. I'd eat it every day. I used to! When I still lived out on Long Island, I'd eat it EVERY day. Have it delivered to Xpressions, My home, etc. Tonight I had some delivered. The poor folks at the restaurant assumed it was for several people, so they stocked Me up on chop sticks LOL. Here's a peek into what it's like eating sushi with Me: Gotta start with a seaweed salad! Here we have a Tanzana roll (hamachi, asparagus, scallion, avocado, masago) and a Beauty & the Beast roll (1/2 is tuna, scallions, avocado, asparagus, masago, the other half is eel, scallions, avocado, asparagus, masago): And this is a Kiss roll (Tuna, white tuna, avocado, scallion, asparagus, masago) and a Califoria roll:

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)

She sure is a hottie. Muhahahahhahaa! I'd hit that.