Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

This is part 1 of a 2 part review! Woop woop! Get excited ya'll. If I don't see confetti being flung about by naked revelers, I'm going home.     So I got a lil love from UPS today. In the package were some fun, shiny goodies and a note from a fan.   "I know you've been kinda bummed lately, so I thought these would cheer you up! I also know you said that you want to do more reviews on your blog so... 2 birds, 1 stone! Enjoy!"   Inside the package were some super groovy nail polishes, as well as some new makeup! Stuff I've not tried before! Huzzah!   Today I will review the makeup bits, leaving the nail polishes for a second part. Oh yes, I will be leaving you hanging!     Sorry, kitty.   So here we go!   First we have a foundation and pressed powder set (not sold as a set) from Maybelline's FIT me! line.     The foundation is #310 Sun Beige , and it's in their Shine Free stick form. It goes on almost powde...

Even the toughest princess has to wonder about the risk in kissing the frog.

One of My super awesome, smexy, fancy robes from My numerous shopping trips in China Town.

Booyah baby! Out and about, sportin My awesome jacket

I hope this picture makes GQ curse. LOL.... sorry, inside joke. But please enjoy some of DAT ASS!

Sometimes all I need to cheer Myself up is to put a lil flower in My hair :)

Had another round of technicians out here at the condo yesterday to work on My net connection, so I missed a day on the photo project :( I was able to snap this a bit before the 1st tech showed up LOL. I had just enough time to get dressed up, take the pic, and put My "mundane" clothes back on. Muhahahaa. Could you imagine if I had answered the door like this? Today I snapped a pic in My super comfy "palm frond" panties from Victoria's Secret. I call em that because the stripes and the colors remind me of dried palm fronds!

Here I am, after work. Despite it being Just Sitting At The Door, I'm always exhausted by 0230. So I have minimal energy to scrape off the War Paint. I get the lipstick off and just kinda collapse at the PC. This is what you'd see if you were there for it:

Scope the smexy rainbow eyeshadow. I clearly rock the ghey. ;)

The email, the email... what what, the email. (Yes I do love StrongBad). I got a request for more profile pictures. Someone seems to lurv My nose! Just a quick pic of Moi checkin... yup. The email.

I actually do not know the story behind this shirt but... it's one of the shirts we have for sale at Tootsy's. There is also a Trust No Dick shirt. No idea. But they amuse Me. Hur hur.

So My internets have been evil to Me. First the modem shit the proverbial bed, and now the wiring seems to be wonky. Expecting a tech tomorrow. But here's a bit of Catch Up on the 365 project: This one is capturing one of My newer habits. I play with My dice. I chew em, roll em around, etc. It's all Kyle's fault. I am a serious Nutcracker. On several levels.... Is it DAT ASS time? Why yes! And lastly, wig awesomeness!

Apologies for how tired I look. It's been an exhausting week. But I am determined to keep this project going!

Being fabulous is hard work. Anyone who says otherwise is only fabulous in their own minds ;) I jest. Honest.

Artistic fun + My pics = YAY! This picture was taken by and altered by The Jay. The Jay is one of My super amazing, geektastic friends. I heart him. I also heart this pic.

The blow up doll of doom LOL. Specifically, the blow up doll of doom for Lee's birthday. She's supposed to be Belladonna but... hur hur.

I was a total glambaby with pink and glitter last night for the ghey bar.

Someone told me there's a girl out there, with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

Playing with new makeup = awesome.

Christmas isn't the only time for holiday lights. These I keep up all year.