Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

A lazy day at home, rockin the frog hat.

My PC is being a jerk. I'm running out of hard drive space. ALas, it has been fucking with Me when it comes to opening programs like Photoshop. And everything takes SO much time now. So I'm a tad behind on the 365 grooviness. Here are the ones I've missed. One is a picture of Me just bummin around in (part of) My pajamas. The other is... well can't you tell?

Sorry about missing Monday's picture post.. sick Paige is sick. x_____x Here we can see what it's like to be Me on a bummy, lazy day. In some comfy 'jammies as well as with My hair right after a bleaching.

I can be quite the bum around the home. Sometimes I'm so bummy I don't even bother with clothes... but as you can see, this was not one of those times. I think I deserve to be lazy sometimes LOL

Nah, ending that quote is too easy... I keep promising to redo My entire website. Shame on Me! Most of the time I don't have the energy. I'm so picky that I want to do it all Myself, and to be honest.. right now things aren't SO lucrative that I'd be willing to hire someone else to do it. MEH. Soon... I really do swear. LOL I want to change up the overall look/layout, switch up the color scheme to fit My new look, update the galleries... I'd like to get a real store going, MAYBE a pay section, I'd love to get the comic going, a webcam portal for Myself and hopefully other ladies, and run My clothing line from the site as well. Argh. I am Lazy Perv, here me yawn.

My most favorite robe. I live in it when I'm being lazy at home. I got it back in Chinatown, when I still lived in NYC. If it were up to Me, I'd have tons of them, in every color combination! Heehee.

After a day tanning on the beach across from My condo, especially when the heat index is 101 degrees, it's nice to lay about. Nekkid + cool sheets = ahhhhh.

I've become a bit lazy lately, I admit. Well, lazy when I have spare time. I will have to make it up to ya'll with some new photos, wont I? Besides working My Big Fat Ass off, not a whole lot has been New & Exciting in Paigeland. A podcast is in the works, however!