Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I arrived to work yesterday to find out that there had been some cut backs to save money. Less bouncers, less door girls. My spot as Monday Night Door Wench is secure, since I don't get paid to do it. But less bouncers? Yeah. We had no issues Monday, but no bouncer on Monday is not awesome. Sometimes, shit DOES happen on Monday. Ugh. Ok yeah we have the manager and the DJ if anyone needs help but... I prefer 3 Big Dudes instead of 2. The manager can do his thing, the DJ can do his, and we'd still have security. Bleh! We had one girl who was dancing in the VIP room and was... ew. The guy's hand on her ass looked like he was using her as a bowling ball, if you catch My drift. Gross. She's such a skank. But the idea of using skanky strippers as bowling balls is LULZ. One girl has been having a lot of home issues. She commented that she felt silly that Tootsy's was the only place she felt safe to turn to. Part of Me acknowledges that one needs more solid folks/places in...

I think My next move is to acquire some Very Wide headbands to keep My horrid bangs back until they grow out. Thin headbands just make the bangs jut out in a choppy mess so... Here are some ideas: http://www.amazon.com/CARAVAN-3035-Caravan-Decorated-Headband/dp/B003ED9SSU/ref=sr_1_37?ie=UTF8&qid=1293664865&sr=8-37 http://www.amazon.com/Gifts-and-Beads-hb093-Headband/dp/B003MX75EG/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1293664838&sr=8-28 http://www.amazon.com/Gifts-and-Beads-hb005-Headband/dp/B003AGSZB2/ref=sr_1_31?ie=UTF8&qid=1293664838&sr=8-31 http://www.amazon.com/Colorful-Contrast-Matching-Overhanging-Comfortable/dp/B003EDH3MI/ref=sr_1_27?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1293665046&sr=1-27 this one is the PERFECT width! http://www.amazon.com/New-Piccolo-Headband-Alexander-Henry/dp/B003AGB0NC/ref=sr_1_51?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1293665168&sr=1-51 http://www.amazon.com/Luxurious-Stunning-Headband-Bargain-Headbands/dp/B0037ISGQW/ref=sr_1_98?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qi...

Well we know what bleach can do to hairs. It fried the ends of Mine. fried em till they were nappy. So instead of hair past My bra and bangs finally grown to the chin... like this: I'm back to bangs. Bleh! I have a love/hate thing with the bangs Yes, I know that this is all My fault. If having so much hair = cheap to go to a salon to bleach/dye/cut it wouldn't be an issue for Me to do it at home. I wouldn't do it at home! You can see how fried it looks. FML! I'm cranky. Plus I'm not very good at cutting My own hair. So I'm gonna need to fund a trip to a salon. FML. So do I try to rock the bangs? With a bangs style not unlike: I mean, I want a look where I can be mainstream, or retro, or fetish, or porn star without drastic changes. One style that can be used in all those looks. Ugh. Last time I did bangs was when I had black hair and I just didn't feel it as much. Maybe now I will? So do I leave the bangs at their current length? It's an awkward length ...