Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Shopping when you're a stripper is an evolved animal. New qualities, new attitude. Suddenly you look at a bra or thong in new light. Not only do you judge look, comfort, and price, but now you also take into consideration if it will be for work and/or play, how easy it'll be to get off on stage, and if it suits/matches outfits already in your locker. You like that new shade of Healthy Stimulated Clitoris pink nail polish, but will it glow under the black lights? Will it chip off of your toe nails due to your 7 inch heeled Maryjanes? The perfume counter at TJ Nickels has a lovely variety, but which do you like AND will inspire a boner on random strangers? Hell even food shopping can be changed by becoming a stripper. "Oooh I love me some artichoke dip but I can only eat that on Wednesdays cause it's my day off and artichokes give me wicked gas!" We also can't exclude how the cashier at Burger World or Shirtopia look at us when we pay for our purchases (no matte...

Yay shopping! Time for a tiny haul post. Blah blah blah makeup... TL;DR... From Milani I got their nail polishes in Ruby Jewels which is a red polish with metallic red glitter, and Disco Lights which is clear with a ton of icy metallic pink glitter. I also got their Minerals pressed powered in True Beige , and their Lip Flash Shimmer Gloss Pencil in Flashy , which is a glittery hot pink sexiness. I also snagged Prestige's Waterproof Lipliner in Diva for rockin some hot pink eyebrows lol. I cant wait to use them! Beyond that, I snagged some purse-sized rollers of Curious , which is an awesome scent, despite being attached to Ms Spears LOL... I also picked up some candles that smell awesome. One is called Sweet Magnolia, the other is Fresh Cut Flowers. Yay!

This Todd Oldham shirt is a favorite of mine. It's almost metallic. Found it at a thrift store for a quarter.

One of My super awesome, smexy, fancy robes from My numerous shopping trips in China Town.

I have a new girl crush. Not in an I Want To Fuck Her Silly way. But in a younger or just less experienced girl crushes on the elder or teacher figure. I find it very interesting because the sugary sweet, perfect girls were always the ones that filled Me with spiteful rage as a teen. Now that I'm all adultified, I'm still not too keen on the Over The Top ones, but this woman is so cute and sweet and innocent that it slays any wall I would have thrown up to keep her away. She makes me smile, laugh, even GIGGLE ! She's a makeup and hair Diva , and I worship her. She does tutorials for makeup, tanning supplies, hair styles, etc. She also reviews makeup, hair products, skin care products, etc. I follow her Youtube . And her blog . And her Facebook . And her Tweets . I am indeedy an e-stalker, but the good kind. I'm nice, and sweet (to her), and I would totally bake her cookies and give her back and foot massages (she's pregnant!). OMG if she ever reads this, I swear I ...

When insomnia remembers that I'm her* BFF, decides to come over with ENTHUSIASM , and plants her fat ass on My lap, I tend to waste time with something fun and mindless. Window shopping. Or in the case of this wondrous, marvelous, far out age of computers ... Wish lists! And I might as well pad up the ol' list a bit anyways. It's less than a month until Christmas AND My birthday! So today I'm adding movies. I spent 8 years managing a movie store, so now I feel a bit behind on what is entertaining. And I USED to have a movie review blog. I'd like to revive it. Sexy Chick Talks Movies! News at 11! (someday that will be small compared to My collection) And to address the eventual comments such as: "Oh look at you with your nudity and your wish lists! Aren't you just a greedy whore!" Well... No, no not really... though there is a fetish for it! I love to shop. I love to collect. I ALSO love to gift to My friends, loved ones, and charities. Greed = shopping...

Beyond the previously blogged about XXXmas tree shoot... I have some other ideas. Ideas that need attire and props. So this post is 1 part brainstorming, and 1 part asking for some generous shoppers to assist the projects. Yeah, call it gimmie gimmie all you want. So ready for the ideas? I'm VERY excited about these.... A Fall/Autumn/Harvest idea. I'm going to need to get a few of these . One to make a wreath/crown to wear. Once to wear around My breasts. One to barely cover the pink bits. And I want to do a whole other shoot, doing the same idea but with these . And also, with these . So we're going to need a few sets of each. For these shoots, I want to do some of them with clothes on, and some nude. For the clothing I was thinking something like this . I'd also like to do a generalized Winter theme. A Winter Goddess? Maybe. So for Me to wear I'd need this dress . The garlands I need are this , this , this , this , and this . Getting the right amounts of the garla...

Awesome sneakers are awesome. Alas, they didn't have them in My size, so they're a lil snug. Worth it though!

It may come across to some as... off, but every year I get emails asking what I want for Christmas and My birthday, so every year I post about it. I'll give you a few days to get over it. So the easiest thing for Me to do would be to link to My main wish lists: Here. And here. If browsing super huge lists of crap is too much, the easy route would be gift cards. Gift cards are always awesome. I'm always YAAAAAAY for gift cards from Sephora, MAC cosmetics, Walmart, Verizon, Claire's, ABC liquor, and/or Zynga games.

I've grown bored with the bedding I have in My bedroom. I'm bored with it on a personal level, as well as a business level. I tend to do web cam and cam pictures using that bed, and I want to spice things up a bit when it comes to that mattressed backdrop of Mine! I've been adding some fun ones to My wishlist . Here's just a few of the ones I've added to My list: I'd like to end up with a nice variety. Stuff for various holidays, My favorite sports teams, and a few color schemes to be able to change em out often. :) Boring doesn't belong in My bed!

I snagged up a bottle of Professional Silk Works recently and holy stuff does My hair love it to death! With all the bleaching I do, My hair feels like satin now. AND it's great on the skin too. I was kinda *arch eyebrows* when the bottle said "for hair AND skin" but it's so true. And it smells so gooooooooooooooooooood. I'm addicted. It's official.

Being featured on Playboy.com was the most amazing 2 events of my life. It was a goal that I saw through and succeeded at. So I try to collect a lot of Playboy gear. This shirt is a lot of fun, and it makes My tits look huge!

I've been toying with the idea of getting some sort of gangster costume to wear when I am the Door Wench at Tootsy's Cabaret. I thought it would be cute. But I can't decide which I want. So you all get to help! #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7

My inner hippie is a rather vocal part of Me LOL. Some say I have a hippie gene from My mother. Either way, I adore wearing My Kariza wrap/skirt/dress/awesome. I really DO need to get more of them, they're so comfy and addicting! But anyways, here's a peek at My... foot! I have a lot of foot fetish fans so, here's just a tease. Plus it gets a bit of a glimpse at said awesome skirt-thing. :D

I'm having a hard time picking My next Sexxy Brazil conquest. So I need some votes. Try to pick one from each category... and keep in mind that a lot of them have color change options. This romper... or This romper... ***** This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... ******* Skirts? How about skirts! This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... ****** This dress... or This dress...

Today's photo goes nicely with yesterday's. Not only do I love glitter like the proverbial fat kid and his proverbial cake, I also love glittery things. And these are perfect for all of My massive hair! I used to go out to Orlando, to a specific shop, for My hair sparklies. I love My hair to death, and it's ever so much fun to doll it up with pretty things. You will definitely find many of these hair accessories on My wishlists!

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

I mean the eye shadow pallet, not the emotion. Hur hur. Yes, another post about makeup. Because sometimes it's not about My tits and ass, it's about My eyes. :P I snagged Wet N Wild's ColorIcon pallet in Lust. It's disgustingly gorgeous. 6 colors in all! From top to bottom on the left side, there is a matte peach that has a touch of pink in it, a patte plum-wine color, and a darker matte plum. On the right, is a faintly glittery peach, a glittery gunmetal gray, and a glittery plum-wine that is seriously... wow. I would have sex with it. Hah! Seriously fun colors to do a smokey look with, and I cant wait to rock them at Tootsy's on Monday. The smokey look is something I kept cliniging too after the Blonde Times began, and mauves and pinks are kinda new for Me, but I'm loving that I can use em both together. Here is one pic I found on the net, but it doesn't do the purples any justice. Oddly enough its not quite int he same order as Mine. Another pic that ma...

It's warm again and that means beach time! Good thing it's across the street! :D So I need a new bikini so that I might infect the beach with My fierceness. Updated wishlist here!

I snagged the Devil and Angel pins from Jennie ala Devil's Panties this past weekend, and thought it would be fun to wear them whilst I was Door Wenching. I got many compliments! A few people even suggested I get them inked on my shoulders LOL. Maybe!