I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
That one is takin ya back, eh? So let's review My Xmas and birthday. One big, happy post. Christmas Eve I was the stand in Door Wench at Tootsy's. Not a big deal, didn't really have much else to do. Most of My family are in NY or on the west coast. So I dolled Myself up in My XXXmas best and even danced a bit before wenching, because there was only one dancer when I arrived. Oi... I was truly channeling Mrs Claus... it was the one time I felt ok with My haircut. I'm not really used to covering on weekends, so the shitty attitude of " BAWW I DON'T WANNA PAY SEVEN WHOLE DOLLARS TO SEE BOOBS BAWWWW! " was fucking annoying. Especially one toolbox who decided to try to take My picture before running out the door. He's lucky he had shitty aim or he'd be a dead fucker. Grrrr. I am not beyond using a sharpened candy cane to shank yer ass, buddy. It wasn't a bad night. We had fun. For the most part, people were doin the whole Xmas Giving thing so I didn...