Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I've been in love with suspenders since I was a little kid and I began my obsession with the movie, Godspell (shut up). I'll wear em all kinds of ways! The Just Suspenders On A Girl is old, but I like old. To Me, it's not just old... It's classic.  Tonight I rocked some swanky fun new ones I found at Goodwill. The flood of requests for Just The Suspenders flooded in, so here ya go!

Finally able to upload some pics! Whew. Here I am gettin ready for the fiery red. My hairs look like Easter lol. Seriously. Easter hairs. The dye is in place! Dats some red! Muh hairs are on fire! Onoes! Crazy color, eh? Loved it! Wanna climb the mountains? In the darkness, the red still looks pink lol. More fire. This pic is older, kinda cheating. It was in oh.... 2005? I was always a cat lady lol. Bath time! I love Me some paranormal romance novels. Yay smut! Arrrrr! Here I was ready for the new Pirates movie. As in Depp, not as in porn. Hur hur. Playin with some new clip in hairs. Hahahahaaa. More fake hair silliness. I am obviously up to no good. I has a bunneh. It actually belonged to a friend's daughter. Dawwwww! Smoooooo! My froofy drink at Spooky Empire's Mayhem. Om nom nom booze. I like bling. Shiny!

Yep, another Monday, another attempt at catching up. Boobies! My bewbs are stayin warm at night! Music makes My nipples hard... This is the only way I can be rated G Oops, My bikini string is twisted... Nuff said! Glitteratti Frosty eyes FTW

More 365 pics for yall! The wind loves to fuck with My hair I tell ya! Do love My Metroid shirt! You should love it too... Rockin some terra cotta and pink shadows Dunno what the fuck My hair was thinking that day, it was rebelling! LOL Man she was perfection... Ya'll should say hi to the ladies!

everyone should smell the roses once a day... lol An adorable PJ shirt... Lucky Downy! Tis a bit cold in here... Meow! Too short, but I need the booze!

Happy Birthday to My lovely sexy friend GQ. Welcome to the 30s, dude! Lub ya!

Man I have been workin so much! I needed some rest. Here's the pics from yesterday and today! The first one is Me at Levelz for the event I worked on Saturday, repping My beloved Tootsy's. The 2nd pic is a tease pic of Me stretching before exercise!

Ok so who ordered the funbags? :D

Havin a good boob day, despite being a little under the weather. And yes, one can have good and bad boob days, just like hair days.

This is what you missed yesterday at Tootsy's! I hope everyone had a lovely Valentine's Day/Singles Awareness Day.

Happy Valentine's Day ya'll! Here's what I'm wearing to work for the event LOL you can't go wrong with roses!

XXXmas boobies! Ho ho ho ya'll! Hope you have a groovy holiday, or just a groovy day if holidays aren't your thing!

I've whipped up an extensive New Year's Resolution list this year. Wheeefun. I wonder how many of them I will be able to get through? :D Do more online work, be it porno, phone sessions, etc, or find a decently-paying online job that's vanilla. To get back into a healthy shape. This includes 10 mile walks each day since the bike is broken. Also, gym membership. BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! THEY WILL BE DONE! Finish my chest ink, get my (late) bunny ink, and work on a few other ideas. Get back into modeling and sessions a LOT! To have a song written about Me. To be on an album of novel cover. To be in a music video. To get all of my 21 arts/crafts projects going. And sell a decent amount of product. To get all of my 4 website projects back on track and fully functional. To get the condo into tip top shape. At least 4 of the 5 shelf bookcases for media. Hang up ALL the art that is stacked around. Better organize clothes, bath stuff, session equipment, work clothes, etc. (or have...

My lovely, silver, "winter" nails. Heh. Yes, there are nails in this picture. For anyone who actually cares what the polish is, it's Sally Hansen's Chrome Nail Makeup in White Gold Chrome . It makes Me sad that I can only find them online now. These are genius polishes IMHO.

Want to squish the boobies!? XD