Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

For a while now, I've been brooding over a video/photo shoot. I want to bind someone in holiday lights and garland, and cover them in clothespins. I want to hang holiday ornaments on the clothespins. I think it would be hilarious and quite fun. A human Xmas tree! Fun and excitement! But there are issues... Finding someone who can handle all the clothespins. Said person has to be able to stand still for a while. Said person has to be willing to be on DVD/on print. Space to shoot in. Photographer that I can afford. Yeah so... MAYBE this holiday, maybe in time for next...

I fucking ADORE Halloween. So much. Want to have mad, crazy, porno sex with it. I love dressing up. I love candy. I love horror movie marathons. I love scary stories. I love wandering around graveyards. I miss being somewhere more deciduous during it but... alas. I am willing to go without so I can wander about in a bikini in January. I usually dress up the whole week before/of Halloween, when at work. But man... I wish I had more reasons to rock costumes. Grr... I mean, I have spooky decor sprinkled around the condo year round... My blinking skull, DiNozzo... black cat plushies... the MORGUE sign on My bedroom door. I still have a bit of inner goth, it seems. Some things don't die... If I had My way, I'd raid the racks at Trashy and wear costumes ALL YEAR ROUND. Grrr...