Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Beyond the previously blogged about XXXmas tree shoot... I have some other ideas. Ideas that need attire and props. So this post is 1 part brainstorming, and 1 part asking for some generous shoppers to assist the projects. Yeah, call it gimmie gimmie all you want. So ready for the ideas? I'm VERY excited about these.... A Fall/Autumn/Harvest idea. I'm going to need to get a few of these . One to make a wreath/crown to wear. Once to wear around My breasts. One to barely cover the pink bits. And I want to do a whole other shoot, doing the same idea but with these . And also, with these . So we're going to need a few sets of each. For these shoots, I want to do some of them with clothes on, and some nude. For the clothing I was thinking something like this . I'd also like to do a generalized Winter theme. A Winter Goddess? Maybe. So for Me to wear I'd need this dress . The garlands I need are this , this , this , this , and this . Getting the right amounts of the garla...

For a while now, I've been brooding over a video/photo shoot. I want to bind someone in holiday lights and garland, and cover them in clothespins. I want to hang holiday ornaments on the clothespins. I think it would be hilarious and quite fun. A human Xmas tree! Fun and excitement! But there are issues... Finding someone who can handle all the clothespins. Said person has to be able to stand still for a while. Said person has to be willing to be on DVD/on print. Space to shoot in. Photographer that I can afford. Yeah so... MAYBE this holiday, maybe in time for next...

I've grown bored with the bedding I have in My bedroom. I'm bored with it on a personal level, as well as a business level. I tend to do web cam and cam pictures using that bed, and I want to spice things up a bit when it comes to that mattressed backdrop of Mine! I've been adding some fun ones to My wishlist . Here's just a few of the ones I've added to My list: I'd like to end up with a nice variety. Stuff for various holidays, My favorite sports teams, and a few color schemes to be able to change em out often. :) Boring doesn't belong in My bed!

I am obsessed with Marilyn. I have a Marilyn theme in My living room and man, when it's finished... Woooha! I've been plotting a Marilyn Monroe costume for some time now. Something breakaway for performing on stage, but still looks whole for shoots. Here's a refresher course: I'm going for her pink look in Gentlemen, like thus: Here. Here. Here. Of course, there are costume companies that churn out a cheap knockoff in bulk, but I want a custom one, and like I said, I want it breakaway. I'd be chopping the skirt of it up to mid-thigh, toning the back bow down a bit (maybe make it as wide as My ass but, not much past it!) I think, since so many photos and clips from the film show so many shades of pink, I'd like to go with something not quite... this dark . More like the shade used in the promo art , if I can. As long as I can get matching gloves. Then I need to snag the rhinestones, since acquiring that many diamonds is so very unrealistic LOL. I'd need to ge...

Giving folks a lil Retro Paige Goodness. A photo taken back at Inner Room 2 years ago. Rockin My fave outfit. Haven't worn this in years. And I miss My super awesome claws of doom. *sob* I was so fucking hot!

I'd love to do a bikini shoot using a Gulmohar tree as a backdrop, but I think I'd have to go south and hunt for some. But it'd be delicious!