Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Every now and then, some cheeky dude, usually (but not always) in their teens or early 20s, thinks its a compliment to call me a MILF.   Er... What? No. Just no.   And the brain breaking doesn't stop there. I'm seeing a lot of MILF porn that casted girls who were born either while I was in high school, or after I graduated.     Stop. Please. For the love of fuck...   There are 2 reasons why this is destroying my brain cells.   1) I am not a mother. Since I've never carried a child to term, adopted, and no one considers cats to be children in this context, there is no M in this. I leave you with just the ILF. So calling me a MILF only makes sense to you. It will not score you any sort of brownie points with me. I promise.   2) If I did have offspring, I do not consider myself old enough to be a MILF*. And when I see these perky, youthful gals in MILF porn? Argh!     I'm some rare freak, I guess, because my mind defines MILF d...

Time for some more delicious Q&A, bitches! Q1) What turns you on the most, during sex or even just during foreplay? A1) Oooh baby! Great question!! Let's see... Kissing, biting, or even breathing on My neck. Ending a passionate kiss by nibbling on My lip. Hair pulling for sure, but only from a naturally dominant male. Light kisses on My wrists, shoulders, and the small of My back. Licking My stomach, specifically between My navel and where the Landing Strip would be... if I didn't subscribe to Shaved Bald Weekly. Q2) If you put your music on randomly, what would the playlist look like? A2)I can show you! I took screen shots of a playlist today for ya'll. It's missing some country, Bhangra, and some ambient... but it's a decent representation of My tastes. Q3)How many women in porn enjoy receiving oral in personal life? A#) Well, I haven't the time nor resources to do a poll and ask every female porn star in the world but... I can take a guess, and base it on...

Time for the first post of Q & A! I've got 3 queries lined up and ready to go! Q1)How do you approach the subject of asking your significant other if you can explore different things on your own, ie SM, BDSM ect. Yes, being physical would be involved. The reason for wanting to go solo, is there are things that cant be done to the one you love, there needs to be no "attraction" or "feelings" just letting the primal urge take over. Not breaking up so you can go sleep around, and being safe when ever it is done, just letting the wild side come out and relieve the urge to go behind the back to get what you need. If you aren't already in an open relationship, this can be hard to do. I'd be honest about it, but I'd ease into the sexual "physical" aspect of it after you gauge their reaction to the BDSM stuff. You know your partner best. If you think, before even approaching them about any of this, that they aren't the type to be ok with an...

Appropriate lyrics by Halestorm. I've been doing Web Cam Porn, on and off, for about 11 years now. Almost 12! I started out as a 100lb scrawny goth chick and now I'm the booty-licious blonde. Much change over the years. Not just for My looks, but for how the web cam game as well. I've gotten VERY bored with solo work. YAWN! I don't even bother that much anymore, to be honest. I much rather do something really stimulating. Like wash My dishes. Or clean the cat boxes. So what's a gal to do? Go into another state of Retirement Limbo Whatever? Or find a partner in porno crime to do Girl On Girl and stick strictly with that? The latter option would pay the bills better than the former. Hmm... Or stick to fetish only? Kinda boring to be honest. Not quite as fun when there isn't someone physically there to berate and/or torment. And the sites I see these days either don't cater at all to BDSM cam gals, don't cater ENOUGH to them, or aren't lucrative. So ...

I'd like to do more writing. I have ideas for working on a book or perhaps a few. What it's like to be Ms Deviant. Les souvenirs de Paige. I get told, quite frequently, that I should. LOL. And there is still the stripper comic that I'd like to get up on the net. All I need is an artist. And I think I'd really enjoy writing articles for magazines and e-zines. There are so many "hot chick writes about ________" these days, but I still want in on the action. I think it would be fun! I could write 'till I'm blue about sexy stuff. BDSM, being a Pro Dommes, stripping, porn, etc. But I think I could also have a grand time with something less sexy, but as seen by a sexy person. Sports, video games, gardening, cooking, etc.

I'm really hoping to be in a few DVDs someday. Hopefully soon! Yay porn. :D I'm very picky about what kinds I'd do though. I'd love to do a bunch of lesbian porn. I'd like to do the basic stuff, and maybe put a lesbian twist on the stereotypical hetero plots. Lesbian MILF, Lesbian student/teacher, lesbian stripper/customer (finding a club to use would be hard though. Baby Blue gets used a lot but that's in Canada!), picking up a girl and doing it in an alley. Yeah that one would be fun! :D And of course fetish DVDs. I'd like to do a lot of straight up fetish stuff, non-sexual. Bondage, sadistic scenes, etc. I've had the Living Xmas Tree idea playing around in My mind for ages now. I could churn out foot/heel fetish DVDs by the truck load LOL. I think I'd do some actual dildo play with males and trannies, but I'd save the actual sexy sex scenes for the ladies. ;) can you tell that I'm vagina-oriented?

No. No you can't. It really slays me how often and how quickly "Can I watch?" comes out of mouths in response to the idea of a woman being with another woman. Don't get Me wrong, I dig some hot Girl On Girl action in porn and art and in books. I am an equal opportunity pervert. But seriously guys? If you hit on a chick and she says that she's already committed to a woman and/or she is only into chicks, why would you just blurt out "CAN I WATCH? HYUCK!" ? A lot of you wouldn't do that if the chick's response to your amorous advances was "I am already fully committed to a wonderful dude" . Granted, some of you would. But what your voyeuristic preferences are is not in question here. What really puts a bee in My butt is how easily some of ya'll demand to watch something that, in the case of My personal relationships, is not an open arena sort of thing. I don't sell tickets when it comes to sleeping with the person I am committed ...

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)

I have fun friends. We come up with silly ideas. Whilst discussing possible porn ideas, we got to the topic of musical porn. Porn. Musicals. Show Tunes. Fucking. Hahahahaaa! Then someone linked to this . I must own it. So yeah, musical porno. I must make one. I'd be the director, however. I can't sing. But now I have to write a script. HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

About 10 years ago I did some webcam "porn" for a while, whilst I lived in SoCal. I was strictly on iFriends at the time and it was a nice 50/50 Solo Girl Porn / fetishy goodness. Well now I'm going to go back to it. I've gotten all set up on one site . Here, since they don't have categories, I'm going to keep it simple and keep it vanilla Solo Girl. It has a tentative schedule on it. It really depends on which job I worked that day. Primarily I will be on late nights, EST. Once I get re-started on iFriends, I will do fetishy cam sessions there.