Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

"Big Boobs = Fat. Okay? Skinny women cannot have big boobs unless they're implants or whatever. Point being; Large breasted women aren't usually popular, as they are usually overweight, take myself for example." Oh dear, sweet, crispy, Christ.

"Sporting a Muffin Top is one thing, but sporting an entire tray of muffins is... unfortunate."

"A real man will tell you that he loves you just to make you smile. A real customer will tell you that he loves you just to get out of having to tip you for a lap dance."