Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I love My teams, SO much. I'd love to rock logo stuff at work. So look at the awesomeness I've found! I could get a Yankees bra ! But do I want white or black? Or both? Put that with these ... And then I could get some Jets sets just like those. Bra and thong . Alas, that site doesn't have NHL stuff! Victoria's Secret has these undies , but nothing to match them. At least, nothing I can use at work/for shoots. Hmm... what else? There's an official NY Rangers bikini , but it's full back, not thong. Alas... Same for My Jets ... But OMG this is sexy as fuck ! This rocks too . Holy shit. And a corset outfit . Sweet! Mmmmm sexy Jets gear! Win! The downside? That person doesn't seem to have NHL or MLB stuff. Hmm...

Eh, sometimes. On Sundays, because I rarely work, I am all about cheering on My Jets. I totally have My green & white on. I was raised on NFL (amongst other sports) so yeah, right on! Mondays however... not so much. Mondays are My designated Door Wenching nights. Football and strip clubs, in My experience, are strange bedfellows. Either the club is a ghost town and tips suck, or the customers have their eyes glued to the flat screens and not the titties and again... tips suck. Once Upon A Time, at a club I worked at 3 years ago, I had a rather WTF REALLY? experience thanks to NFL + strip club. At this particular club in question, they had a secondary stage that was quite small compared to the main stage. It was a short runway, with a huge flat screen TV at the back of it. Customers could sit at either side of the stage. Nothing really weird about the set up, IMHO... but one time, during a football game which happened to be playing on said television, I was on this mini stage. Ther...