Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Hypocrisy makes Me ill. It always has. Always will. Preach and preach and preach, but only when the people you now call BAD have turned you down for TEH RANDOM SEX! Case in point, a certain dick-driven male on Facebook (that narrows it down, I realize...) who added a fuck ton of strippers, porn stars, adult models, etc. Ok. That's nothing new. A lot of My fans on Facebook have a ton of other ladies listed. Most of them I know or know of. But this fine fellow? One day he decides to post this gem on his Facebook: I cant believe these porn sluts call themselves actors and actresses. U dont have 2 know how 2 act 2 fuck on camera. Smmfh Stop calling yourself an actress and call yourself what u really r. A whore. Of course I call him out on the bullshit of that entire statement, AND that he is a serious hypocrite for saying such bullshit when he has all of us hard working ladies on his "friends" list. He never once defends add requesting us, but he goes on to tell me that all F...

So I've decided that I want to combine My love of guns, My love of video games, and My love of lesbians. I wanna make action-shooter, video game parody, lesbian porno. For reals. I'm super cereal here kids. I wanna do it. I always think of a porn title too late. Wanted to make Call Of Booty. Already been done. DAMMIT! That would have been perfect given My current back end. I'll settle for Queers of War, Counter-Dyke, Rainbow-Sex, and Unreal Pornament though! (notice from the Editor: Unreal Pornament HAS been done before! DAMMIT! ) So yeah. Gotta get some hot porn chicks, some appropriate attire to skank-ify, some fake guns, and someplace to shoot. Hooorah!

I'm really hoping to be in a few DVDs someday. Hopefully soon! Yay porn. :D I'm very picky about what kinds I'd do though. I'd love to do a bunch of lesbian porn. I'd like to do the basic stuff, and maybe put a lesbian twist on the stereotypical hetero plots. Lesbian MILF, Lesbian student/teacher, lesbian stripper/customer (finding a club to use would be hard though. Baby Blue gets used a lot but that's in Canada!), picking up a girl and doing it in an alley. Yeah that one would be fun! :D And of course fetish DVDs. I'd like to do a lot of straight up fetish stuff, non-sexual. Bondage, sadistic scenes, etc. I've had the Living Xmas Tree idea playing around in My mind for ages now. I could churn out foot/heel fetish DVDs by the truck load LOL. I think I'd do some actual dildo play with males and trannies, but I'd save the actual sexy sex scenes for the ladies. ;) can you tell that I'm vagina-oriented?

I would like to wish a VERY happy birthday to one My most favorite people on the planet. The stunning Ms Cameron Keys. May there be much sexiness and macaroni art! And if you pervs don't know her yet, you should get to know her . She makes life all steamy and delish. So in her honor, a tired Me offers some boobies.

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)