Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Finally able to upload some pics! Whew. Here I am gettin ready for the fiery red. My hairs look like Easter lol. Seriously. Easter hairs. The dye is in place! Dats some red! Muh hairs are on fire! Onoes! Crazy color, eh? Loved it! Wanna climb the mountains? In the darkness, the red still looks pink lol. More fire. This pic is older, kinda cheating. It was in oh.... 2005? I was always a cat lady lol. Bath time! I love Me some paranormal romance novels. Yay smut! Arrrrr! Here I was ready for the new Pirates movie. As in Depp, not as in porn. Hur hur. Playin with some new clip in hairs. Hahahahaaa. More fake hair silliness. I am obviously up to no good. I has a bunneh. It actually belonged to a friend's daughter. Dawwwww! Smoooooo! My froofy drink at Spooky Empire's Mayhem. Om nom nom booze. I like bling. Shiny!

everyone should smell the roses once a day... lol An adorable PJ shirt... Lucky Downy! Tis a bit cold in here... Meow! Too short, but I need the booze!

Jello shots! I said I could do twenty of them. Everyone scoffed, but I did it! And then some. MUAHAHAHAAA!

I love champagne. I'd drink it every night if I could. Luckily a special someone has been keeping Me sipping it a lot lately. I like to call this photo "one down, one to go" LOL

$100 isn't by any means an Amazing Stripper Night for most, but around here, around now? Sure. And it seemed like I did better than most. Also, not too shabby for having basically been a retired stripper for the past year or so. Hah! I looked amazing, IMHO, and in the opinion of People Who Count. This is the best I've looked in probably 4 years. Yay! Without surgery, I'm still very happy with how I look right now. Huzzah. My own horn, I toot it! Did some dances, had some drinks, laughed quite a bit, hung out with Wife #1. I tell ya what, though... it's gonna take some time to get used to the blonde/tan thing. My tits and hair GLOWED on stage. OMG! XD

You know you've had a Good Drunk when, the following day, you're trying to figure out a) how a thong got into your purse, and b) who it belongs to.