Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

As promised, a review on some CK underthings I'd recently acquired. No, Calvin Klein did NOT ask Me to review anything. I just want to. If anyone knows Me beyond just My face on the computer screen, you'd know I have super OCD. Oh yes. Yes I do. And one thing My OCD demands is matching clothes. Especially bra + panties. I am one cranky bitch if whats under My clothes doesn't match. Even if I'm not on stage or in front of a camera, for folks to actually SEE said underthings. So when I was able to snag this set? Holy balls was I happy! I can match 3 times with 1 bra! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Now, I don't usually buy from CK. At least not their undies. Never really heard much about them to want to shell out what they cost brand new. But then, a new friend of mine started raving about how amazing they are and how great they feel on... and these particular underthings were on sale. So... why not? Here are the 3 undies and the bra: Orange usually isn't My thing. I like Hoo...

Holy shit I'm back! I've been so busy with the new, non-glamorous job that I've been neglecting this blog. Shame on Me! Perhaps I deserve a spanking, but so few people get that privilege. Heh! So without further ado, pictures! Is that Me rocking pigtails? Hur hur yup! Couldn't stop Myself from coloring My hairs again! Burgundy over brown. Huzzah! Just for fun, some light, pale makeup. New LEI bra! Yummy!!! Bitch be glittery, yo! Daydreaming on the bus. Taking a catnap. Literally. I love this look, the keyhole cleavage. Something kinda sexy about it.

Man I have been workin so much! I needed some rest. Here's the pics from yesterday and today! The first one is Me at Levelz for the event I worked on Saturday, repping My beloved Tootsy's. The 2nd pic is a tease pic of Me stretching before exercise!

Ok so who ordered the funbags? :D

Had another round of technicians out here at the condo yesterday to work on My net connection, so I missed a day on the photo project :( I was able to snap this a bit before the 1st tech showed up LOL. I had just enough time to get dressed up, take the pic, and put My "mundane" clothes back on. Muhahahaa. Could you imagine if I had answered the door like this? Today I snapped a pic in My super comfy "palm frond" panties from Victoria's Secret. I call em that because the stripes and the colors remind me of dried palm fronds!

XXXmas boobies! Ho ho ho ya'll! Hope you have a groovy holiday, or just a groovy day if holidays aren't your thing!

Want to squish the boobies!? XD

Never been to Tootsy's? Or just never when I'm the gracious Door Wench? Here's what you'd be greeted by if you showed up!

What? I like this angle? XD My rack looks huge lol

Sorry about missing a day! Shame on Me! To make it up to ya'll, have some boobies!

I love this bra so fucking much, but holy shit it is NOT comfy! The price I pay for being hot. LOL