Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Everyone should have an inner rock star.

Kiss My plaid! Rockin a sexy new skirt for the recent Naughty School Girl Party at Tootsy's. We all looked smexy, but alas, the party wasn't lucrative.

Welcome to the dressing room at Tootsy's. Like My pink? ;) It's funny, I used to hate all things pink. Now I rock it rather well.

I should have nights like this OFTEN lol. 99% of this came from one dude. I did ONE dance for him. That picture? That right there is $1187.00. Best. Night. Ever. Evereverever. I rock so hard right now it's probably offensive.

Replaced My most super awesome boots, with major help from an awesome friend. Here's one of the new ones next to one of the scuffed up, torn, glued together, re-glued, re-re-glued old ones LOL

I've been rockin My new Lords of Acid shirt a lot! It's smexy. And of course, I HAVE to have hair to match :P

Let's take a look at My everyday! I do a lot of walking, biking, and busing. Car insurance and gas is such a pain, and I figure I'm doing something good for the environment this way anyways ;) So here I am, waiting for one of the local buses! I have My stylishly pink ear buds in, and I'm rocking out to a variety of cool tunes on My iPod :) Yes, I have ear buds to match My streaks! But only these and My black streaks. Otherwise the only other color I have them in is white. LOL.

Day 007 should be Bond-related but alas... I couldn't pull it off in time. LOL! The old saying is "...and all I got was this lousy tee shirt", but for Me it was "I rocked out at the Lords of Acid show and I totally got these awesome panties!" They seem to be meant for a No Ass type of chick, but I think I pulled them off ok. What do you think?

(I would like to thank Google for the images in this post. None of them are Mine, nor do they depict anyone who was actually at the scene of the fashion crime) So, The Jay and I hit up the Thrill Kill Kult/Lords Of Acid show yesterday. Much win. But it was such an... odd mix of fashion there, I'm a bit confused. What happened to dressing for an occasion? A show such as this brings to mind the following: I wasn't expecting to see Business Casual, PTA Baribe, or a herd of Club Paris folks. WTF? Really? Even a half-assed, Hot Topic effort would have been nice. Maybe I've become an elitist Bitch? I hope so.

I mean the eye shadow pallet, not the emotion. Hur hur. Yes, another post about makeup. Because sometimes it's not about My tits and ass, it's about My eyes. :P I snagged Wet N Wild's ColorIcon pallet in Lust. It's disgustingly gorgeous. 6 colors in all! From top to bottom on the left side, there is a matte peach that has a touch of pink in it, a patte plum-wine color, and a darker matte plum. On the right, is a faintly glittery peach, a glittery gunmetal gray, and a glittery plum-wine that is seriously... wow. I would have sex with it. Hah! Seriously fun colors to do a smokey look with, and I cant wait to rock them at Tootsy's on Monday. The smokey look is something I kept cliniging too after the Blonde Times began, and mauves and pinks are kinda new for Me, but I'm loving that I can use em both together. Here is one pic I found on the net, but it doesn't do the purples any justice. Oddly enough its not quite int he same order as Mine. Another pic that ma...

I'm a touch late on this post, but PC issues has Me behind on everything! One of My heroes is Gen from the Genitorturers. She's amazing in so many ways I need to write out a concise list. She performed at Sports Page , which is next to Tootsy's. I had to be there! OP* is the best, but I really don't get much time to go to his bar. I need to remedy this. I snagged Viror and we went out. The first opening band rocked My socks. I wanted to have sex with their music. Very good shit, I do say. I wanted to lick them. I shall have to do so at some point. I also need to own their tunes. Yis. Opening band #2 was groovy as well, but.... possibly due to the sound set up, the Hot Chick Singer was drowned out most of the time, resulting in her being not much more than eye candy. But the music was still awesome. And she WAS definitely hot. What can I say about Gen and her show? Afuckingmazing. She can still rock My stripey socks right off. She's still smokin hot, and puts on a ...