Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I love to yammer on and on about beauty and bath products. You haven't noticed? That's a mighty big rock you live under! Did you have to take out a mortgage on it? But yeah, I have an addiction to things like soap, makeup, lotion, and nail polish.  There are worse addictions out there. Like meth. And reality television.  Because if my obsessions, I do get a lot of folks asking about My list of All Time Faves. This would be a HUGE list. But I've decided to compile a small list of some that are at the top of said list.  It's also getting close to Christmas and My birthday so... I guess this blog post could be one of those Two Bird killing stones that you hear so much about.  Ready?   Onward!   First item that I adore is something that I also miss. Glam'Eyes mascara by Rimmel has to be the best mascara I have ever used. Ever. Proverbial hands are proverbially down! I curse the Makeup Gods for discontinuing it. I wept into My Cheerios for weeks ...

Holy shit I'm back! I've been so busy with the new, non-glamorous job that I've been neglecting this blog. Shame on Me! Perhaps I deserve a spanking, but so few people get that privilege. Heh! So without further ado, pictures! Is that Me rocking pigtails? Hur hur yup! Couldn't stop Myself from coloring My hairs again! Burgundy over brown. Huzzah! Just for fun, some light, pale makeup. New LEI bra! Yummy!!! Bitch be glittery, yo! Daydreaming on the bus. Taking a catnap. Literally. I love this look, the keyhole cleavage. Something kinda sexy about it.

Net connection is thready, but here are 5 more photos!

Gotta rock that glitter!

Yay shopping! Time for a tiny haul post. Blah blah blah makeup... TL;DR... From Milani I got their nail polishes in Ruby Jewels which is a red polish with metallic red glitter, and Disco Lights which is clear with a ton of icy metallic pink glitter. I also got their Minerals pressed powered in True Beige , and their Lip Flash Shimmer Gloss Pencil in Flashy , which is a glittery hot pink sexiness. I also snagged Prestige's Waterproof Lipliner in Diva for rockin some hot pink eyebrows lol. I cant wait to use them! Beyond that, I snagged some purse-sized rollers of Curious , which is an awesome scent, despite being attached to Ms Spears LOL... I also picked up some candles that smell awesome. One is called Sweet Magnolia, the other is Fresh Cut Flowers. Yay!

I was a total glambaby with pink and glitter last night for the ghey bar.

Sleepy Door Wench is sleepy. *HEART* My glitter, though!

LOL I was tired and disheveled as fuck in this picture, but I wanted to show off the earrings! Scope the piles of books, my Starting Over rubber duckie collection, and the spiffy green lights. XD

I miss the fuck out of My claws, but I can still rock some fun polish with these stubby lil things. Glitter FTW!

MWAH! Is it obvious yet that I love glitter?

Love Me, love My glitter! I do have a serious obsession with glitter. I mean, I think My inner drag queen had sex with David Bowie and their love child is My obsession. One thing that sucks about being a stripper is the glitterphobia that married customers have LOL, otherwise I'd be on stage, My whole body covered in glitter, sparkling under the flashing lights. Another wound to My glitter obsession is Twilight. Fucking sparkly vampires! Now I get "oh yer just like Twilight!" and I want to stab babies with kittens!

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

I mean the eye shadow pallet, not the emotion. Hur hur. Yes, another post about makeup. Because sometimes it's not about My tits and ass, it's about My eyes. :P I snagged Wet N Wild's ColorIcon pallet in Lust. It's disgustingly gorgeous. 6 colors in all! From top to bottom on the left side, there is a matte peach that has a touch of pink in it, a patte plum-wine color, and a darker matte plum. On the right, is a faintly glittery peach, a glittery gunmetal gray, and a glittery plum-wine that is seriously... wow. I would have sex with it. Hah! Seriously fun colors to do a smokey look with, and I cant wait to rock them at Tootsy's on Monday. The smokey look is something I kept cliniging too after the Blonde Times began, and mauves and pinks are kinda new for Me, but I'm loving that I can use em both together. Here is one pic I found on the net, but it doesn't do the purples any justice. Oddly enough its not quite int he same order as Mine. Another pic that ma...

Well maybe. Got Myself all did up for the Pop Evil show tonight! And because some of My followers ask about My makeup, here's the skinny: Base: Covergirl's Clean in Soft Honey (255) Press Powder: Maybelline's Dream Matte in Beige Medium Upper Eyelids: NYC's Cheek Glow* in Riverside Rose (651A) Lower Eyelids: Maybelline's Expertwear Shadow in Sparkling Wine (High Pearl Finish) Liner: Covergirl's Perfect Point Plus in Black Onyx (200) Eye Glitter: Wet N Wild's Mega Sparkle in Lilac Frosting (776A) Mascara: Rimmel's Glam'Eyes in Extreme Black (003) Lip Liner: Milani's Easyliner For Lips in Mauvie Star Lips: NYC's Lipin Large Lip Plumper in Plum Tart Keep in mind that the lighting has My eyes lookin hella pale. It's quite dramatic in a Pink kinda way to be honest... * Yes I use blushes as eyeshadows. I love it!

Figured I'd drop a photo on ya'll today :)

I've added some glittery goodness to My wishlist on Amazon. It's on the New Wish List . Don't forget to browse the Old One too!