Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I had recently stumbled upon an ad for this spa . I was drooling. But then I found they had a perfect package for Wife #1 and I... A Day At The Creek For Two Couples Creekside Citrus and Cedar Massage Couples Classic Manicure Couples Classic Pedicure Lunch for Two Complimentary Champagne Sounds good to Me!

Clearly, I had forgotten completely how much it hurts The Day After Dancing. Especially when one has taken off a few hundred years. Can I blame being blawnd, despite it being bottled? Just this once? I swear, every inch of My body is sore. I am in dire need of the most epic massage ever. Hell even My hair hurts. Anyone know hair massage? I'm about to have a long, steamy date. With My bathtub and a bottle of Eucalyptus/Spearmint bubble bath . And I sure wouldn't argue with you if you sent Me more... I might end up needing it in bulk!