Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Hi! My name is Paige Delaney D'Winter and I love video games!   I've been playing video games since I was a wee lass, so probably since about 1980. Yes, I'm that old.     Get off my lawn.   The first gaming systems I owned as a child were the Colecovision (1982) and the IBM PC Jr (1984).       My very first favorite video game was Adventure for the Colecovision. Your character was a square. You fought dragons that kinda looked like ducks.     Not a lot of issues with pixelated boobs there, eh?   When I was a kid, I was a Super Duper Tom Boy (Deluxe Edition), but I've become quite a... chick, for lack of a better term. If you don't know who I am, I've embraced My femme side and I dove headfirst into the adult entertainment industry at age 18. So needless to say, I've kind of wandered the spectrum as far as how I identified as a biological female.   Recently, I've seen all of the chaos that is GamerGate, primaril...

Twitter can lead to odd things, such as this post, which is dedicated to combining the wild world of Pokemon with stripping. Yes. You read that right. LAWL. So.... here's what weirdness insomnia + booze + Twitter + 100 hours of Pokemon Leaf Green can do: If customers were Pokemanz, here's what we'd deal with: Camerupt (the customer we all fear. Get him hot and bothered and he... erupts. Ew.) Combusken (the hot head that is quick to ignite and brawl) Exploud (the big mouth. Always has to talk shit and talk shit loudly) Gastly (total creeper) Grimer (dude needs a shower! AKA not everyone should come to the titty bar directly from work) Kakuna (ew, Harden.) Koffing (you know this guy, with his fatal throat cancer AND the 8lb cigar) Lickitung (the ever popular licker.) Marowak (so boneheaded and thick. Stubborn as hell) Tangela (getting away from his tangle of grabby arms is impossible) What if strippers were Pokemanz? I haven't ma...

Only awesome people recognize the Cunning Hat. Word. Geeks unite! See you kids next year :)

That one is takin ya back, eh? So let's review My Xmas and birthday. One big, happy post. Christmas Eve I was the stand in Door Wench at Tootsy's. Not a big deal, didn't really have much else to do. Most of My family are in NY or on the west coast. So I dolled Myself up in My XXXmas best and even danced a bit before wenching, because there was only one dancer when I arrived. Oi... I was truly channeling Mrs Claus... it was the one time I felt ok with My haircut. I'm not really used to covering on weekends, so the shitty attitude of " BAWW I DON'T WANNA PAY SEVEN WHOLE DOLLARS TO SEE BOOBS BAWWWW! " was fucking annoying. Especially one toolbox who decided to try to take My picture before running out the door. He's lucky he had shitty aim or he'd be a dead fucker. Grrrr. I am not beyond using a sharpened candy cane to shank yer ass, buddy. It wasn't a bad night. We had fun. For the most part, people were doin the whole Xmas Giving thing so I didn...

Posting about Jennie has Me brooding over Dragon Con and how I always miss the convention. I have been missing a lot of conventions, but that's for another blog post. I really want to go to D*C next year. The idea of it has Me salivating. I also want to look awesome. This is a con for doing it up when it comes to costumes. It's the con for costuming for sure. I want to do at least one day in a Sari. I found a few that I'd like... need to narrow it down. http://www.utsavsarees.com/store/sarees-large.aspx?icode=SLSSW172 http://www.utsavsarees.com/store/sarees-large.aspx?icode=SKK9529 http://www.utsavsarees.com/store/sarees-large.aspx?icode=SLSZB227 http://www.utsavsarees.com/store/sarees-large.aspx?icode=SZB405A http://www.utsavsarees.com/store/sarees-large.aspx?icode=SLSZB57 But should I rock the sarees all weekend or go for some actual geeky cosplay too? Who would I dress up as? Emma Frost is cool (hur hur see what I did thur?): Or something anime? I loved the uniforms in ...

Chug 21 is my game. I've been rockin it for ages and it's my daily ritual at any bar I work at with a touch screen game. I start my shift with a round or ten LOL.

I snagged the Devil and Angel pins from Jennie ala Devil's Panties this past weekend, and thought it would be fun to wear them whilst I was Door Wenching. I got many compliments! A few people even suggested I get them inked on my shoulders LOL. Maybe!

Every year, I haul ass out to Orlando for MegaCon . I unleash My inner Geek. I shop till I drop, I become a squealing fangirl, and I support My artistically talented pals. This year was no exception. My yearly tradition is to have My super awesome pals, Jennie, and Nigel, sign My boobs. I also greet said Jennie with a vigorous shaking of the boobs in question. This year they had to share one boob, since the other is newly inked. Oops! But they managed rather well. If you don't know who they are, Jennie has a delightful webcomic called The Devil's Panties , and Nigel is a badass pirate with some amazing art . I also got to see another great guy I know, Tommy, who is also an amazing artist . He was busy every time I passed by, so I didn't get to pester him this year. :( One major highlight of the con was meeting and posing with John DeLancie, Brent Spiner, and Levar Burton, as you can see by the photo in this post. They were SO amazing. I've always loved those guys. Best ...

Megacon was epic, as always. More so this year, in some ways, IMHO. Details to come when I have some spare time!