Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I recently had the grand pleasure of ordering from Sin City Playwear . They have some seriously sexy lingerie , so how could I resist? I decided to go with the Stretch Velvet Kimono Mini Dress for Hallows. I've seen the outfit around on the interwebs and I've always liked the look of it. This is what the promo pic looks like: Now yes, My geeky inner voice shouted "NOT A KIMONO!!" but this should, in no way, reflect on Sin City. This title was given to the outfit by it's creators, not the companies that sell it. So My beloved costume/AZN aficionados, resume breathing now, k? Onward!! Whoever handles the orders and shipping at Sin City is/are champs. Serious champs. I hope they get lots of appreciative sex. Seriously. The outfit arrived so fast, I looked up from My office's mailbox to check for Superman. Holy speedy delivery! Major kudos there. I also had a great customer service experience via email. Alison sent numerous emails to Me, updating Me on status and ...

Zombie hottie just in time for Hallows!

I fucking ADORE Halloween. So much. Want to have mad, crazy, porno sex with it. I love dressing up. I love candy. I love horror movie marathons. I love scary stories. I love wandering around graveyards. I miss being somewhere more deciduous during it but... alas. I am willing to go without so I can wander about in a bikini in January. I usually dress up the whole week before/of Halloween, when at work. But man... I wish I had more reasons to rock costumes. Grr... I mean, I have spooky decor sprinkled around the condo year round... My blinking skull, DiNozzo... black cat plushies... the MORGUE sign on My bedroom door. I still have a bit of inner goth, it seems. Some things don't die... If I had My way, I'd raid the racks at Trashy and wear costumes ALL YEAR ROUND. Grrr...

I love cheapo Halloween wigs! The stranger the better. This one just has fun colors. Gotta finish straightening it out though!