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Talkin bout the questions... the questions ya'll...

Time for the first post of Q & A! I've got 3 queries lined up and ready to go! Q1)How do you approach the subject of asking your significant other if you can explore different things on your own, ie SM, BDSM ect. Yes, being physical would be involved. The reason for wanting to go solo, is there are things that cant be done to the one you love, there needs to be no "attraction" or "feelings" just letting the primal urge take over. Not breaking up so you can go sleep around, and being safe when ever it is done, just letting the wild side come out and relieve the urge to go behind the back to get what you need. If you aren't already in an open relationship, this can be hard to do. I'd be honest about it, but I'd ease into the sexual "physical" aspect of it after you gauge their reaction to the BDSM stuff. You know your partner best. If you think, before even approaching them about any of this, that they aren't the type to be ok with an...

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So I've decided that I want to combine My love of guns, My love of video games, and My love of lesbians. I wanna make action-shooter, video game parody, lesbian porno. For reals. I'm super cereal here kids. I wanna do it. I always think of a porn title too late. Wanted to make Call Of Booty. Already been done. DAMMIT! That would have been perfect given My current back end. I'll settle for Queers of War, Counter-Dyke, Rainbow-Sex, and Unreal Pornament though! (notice from the Editor: Unreal Pornament HAS been done before! DAMMIT! ) So yeah. Gotta get some hot porn chicks, some appropriate attire to skank-ify, some fake guns, and someplace to shoot. Hooorah!