Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Played around a bit whilst bored. :D I think it came out fun.

Welcome to the dressing room at Tootsy's. Like My pink? ;) It's funny, I used to hate all things pink. Now I rock it rather well.

I'm a lil late today on the photo for day 29... almost didn't make it before day 30 started! Been a tad under the weather. Today's picture doesn't have much of a story. Just snapped a lil something that hints at My being nekkid but... am I?

It's nice to know I can kinda still do a goth thing now that I'm blonde LOL.

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)

I am obsessed with Marilyn. I have a Marilyn theme in My living room and man, when it's finished... Woooha! I've been plotting a Marilyn Monroe costume for some time now. Something breakaway for performing on stage, but still looks whole for shoots. Here's a refresher course: I'm going for her pink look in Gentlemen, like thus: Here. Here. Here. Of course, there are costume companies that churn out a cheap knockoff in bulk, but I want a custom one, and like I said, I want it breakaway. I'd be chopping the skirt of it up to mid-thigh, toning the back bow down a bit (maybe make it as wide as My ass but, not much past it!) I think, since so many photos and clips from the film show so many shades of pink, I'd like to go with something not quite... this dark . More like the shade used in the promo art , if I can. As long as I can get matching gloves. Then I need to snag the rhinestones, since acquiring that many diamonds is so very unrealistic LOL. I'd need to ge...

$100 isn't by any means an Amazing Stripper Night for most, but around here, around now? Sure. And it seemed like I did better than most. Also, not too shabby for having basically been a retired stripper for the past year or so. Hah! I looked amazing, IMHO, and in the opinion of People Who Count. This is the best I've looked in probably 4 years. Yay! Without surgery, I'm still very happy with how I look right now. Huzzah. My own horn, I toot it! Did some dances, had some drinks, laughed quite a bit, hung out with Wife #1. I tell ya what, though... it's gonna take some time to get used to the blonde/tan thing. My tits and hair GLOWED on stage. OMG! XD

I get a lil pink.

Behold, the North American Nudie Bar Door Wench. Door Wenching is serious business! See how serious I am about it? Even before I leave for the job? See how seriously bad I needed to bleach My roots? Yup.

Clearly, I had forgotten completely how much it hurts The Day After Dancing. Especially when one has taken off a few hundred years. Can I blame being blawnd, despite it being bottled? Just this once? I swear, every inch of My body is sore. I am in dire need of the most epic massage ever. Hell even My hair hurts. Anyone know hair massage? I'm about to have a long, steamy date. With My bathtub and a bottle of Eucalyptus/Spearmint bubble bath . And I sure wouldn't argue with you if you sent Me more... I might end up needing it in bulk!