Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Welcome to the Go Ahead And Laugh At Me edition of Songs Currently Stuck In My Head. Usually it annoys the fuck out of Me* when people’s initial and/or only response is “that song sucks!”. Insulting Me with your opinion is kinda stab-worthy IMHO. But this time you may giggle, snicker, or lawl at Me, but try not to be rude about it, ok kids? Don’t make Me turn this blog around and go home. Thanks to a good friend’s kids, the following two songs have been Crazy Glued to My gray matter for weeks: Yeah yeah, I know this drops Me into the Lame Teenage Girl category, but I think it’s got a fun beat and the lyrics are adorable. If dudes were that sweet more often, I’d probably be (slightly) less gay**. Whaaaaaaat? The beat is catchy! I can’t scrape it out of My head! I’ve tried! I even used one of those Scrape Ice Off Yer Windshield scraper thingies. That shit just hurt real bad and screwed up My sense of smell for a week. And thanks to a store I frequent, this song has been squatting in My b...

Time for some more delicious Q&A, bitches! Q1) What turns you on the most, during sex or even just during foreplay? A1) Oooh baby! Great question!! Let's see... Kissing, biting, or even breathing on My neck. Ending a passionate kiss by nibbling on My lip. Hair pulling for sure, but only from a naturally dominant male. Light kisses on My wrists, shoulders, and the small of My back. Licking My stomach, specifically between My navel and where the Landing Strip would be... if I didn't subscribe to Shaved Bald Weekly. Q2) If you put your music on randomly, what would the playlist look like? A2)I can show you! I took screen shots of a playlist today for ya'll. It's missing some country, Bhangra, and some ambient... but it's a decent representation of My tastes. Q3)How many women in porn enjoy receiving oral in personal life? A#) Well, I haven't the time nor resources to do a poll and ask every female porn star in the world but... I can take a guess, and base it on...

Time to do the first review of a "strippish" song. Strippish? Yes. These are songs that mention strippers, stripping, and/or strip clubs in at least a few lines. I've heard tons of them, and a lot of them really are giving out the wrong messages! So, let's begin. Artist(s): Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz (feat. Pleasure P & Shawty Putt) Song: Like A Stripper Lemme see you go round an round Lemme see you go round an round Lemme see you go round an round Lemme see you go round an round Stilettos, she in the middle of the floor Need a medal for all the junk up in her trunk Shawty dance like stripper She dance like a stripper She dance like a stripper When she dips in your patron Get to the party (party) like she workin on the floor Shawty got it (got it) when she drop it outta control Shawty dance like a stripper She dance like a stripper She dance like a stripper When she pop that catalog Shake it off (shake it off) Shake it down (shake it down) Don't stop (don...

This Is War by 30 Seconds To Mars It's been a while since I've wanted to blog about a music video... but WOW does this video ever deserve My attention! I actually found the video thanks to the Porcelain Twinz on Facebook. Holy tasty visuals, Batman! Compared to some other Lets Put Kinky Themes In Our Video To Be Sexy And Edgy folks in the music industry, the glimpses of gags and leads and such in this video worked for Me. I believed it. The video sprinkled in some non-sexy stuff, but despite that, all of the scenes in this thing were stimulating somehow. They made My eyeballs and brainbits very happy to be watching all 13:09 of it. This video really sets in concrete how much I'd do Jared Leto.

Yep, another Monday, another attempt at catching up. Boobies! My bewbs are stayin warm at night! Music makes My nipples hard... This is the only way I can be rated G Oops, My bikini string is twisted... Nuff said! Glitteratti Frosty eyes FTW

Out and about on a rainy day. Dayglow hair: check. Cranked iPod: check. Super warm Jets coat: check!

So it seems that Rihanna has come up with a lil diddy about S&M. Well, at least it's supposed to be about it. The lyrics are rather tame when it comes to talking about kinky shit in music. It has a fun beat, however. I'll probably use it at work. The video is kinda silly, and the goings on within it are tame at best. Her outfits are fun, but nothing really out of the (kink) ordinary. But, to be honest, I wasn't expecting something straight out of Hellfire or Paddles so...

I do so love My awesome Moody Blues shirt. For all ya'll newbs, they're My all time favorite band.

Good morning blogging world, why are we awake? I'm feeling rather happy and bouncy, and My iTunes spit up a song I used to dance to back in NY. Love it so much

Yesterday I had about 12 hours of No Power in My condo. Electricity is such a wonderful thing, and I'm not even talking about violet wands right now! It started out as "upgrading the wiring" in the building... but by evening time, even FPL was involved. Sheesh. It made Me think of the power outs I've experienced while dancing. LOL I dunno why My brain always comes back to stripping. XD I remember a blackout once at Bubbles. This was a lil club I worked at in Cocoa Beach (almost neighbors with Patrick Air Force Base) a few years back. My current "little sister", Mia was working with Me at the time, and we were both rockin the black hair thing. We played Dirty Marco Polo in the dark for a while. It was fun! Even further back in My stripper history, was a black out at the Bear. This was the first club I danced at! Once upon a time, in Long Island far far away... we had a blackout at the Bear. It was summertime, so we opened up the back door to let in some air. ...

If I set for myself a task, be it so trifling, I shall see it through. How else shall I have confidence in myself to do important things? - George Clason I have such... interesting goals. * I'd like to be in a music video, or on the cover of an album. * Speaking of music, I'd like to be the inspiration for a song. * I'd love to run My own dungeon or strip club. It's as close to retirement as I'd like to get LOL * I'd love to get even a tiny little part in a mainstream TV show or movie. * I want to travel more. Not only places in the US like Vegas, but abroad. I want to see India, Italy, Morocco, Most of the UK, a lot of Europe. * I want to get My clothing line off of the ground. * I would kill to have a summer place back in My beloved NYC, and keep My condo as the winter home here in Florida.

Let's take a look at My everyday! I do a lot of walking, biking, and busing. Car insurance and gas is such a pain, and I figure I'm doing something good for the environment this way anyways ;) So here I am, waiting for one of the local buses! I have My stylishly pink ear buds in, and I'm rocking out to a variety of cool tunes on My iPod :) Yes, I have ear buds to match My streaks! But only these and My black streaks. Otherwise the only other color I have them in is white. LOL.

I've got an... interesting mix of music going right now. I've not much else to do whilst the hair bleaches, so here's what is playing:

Once upon a time, an animation went viral on the interwebs, like they do. It amused me. Yeah, the animation was cute, but it was the song that got Me. I ended up using it when I danced, which was fun as shit. The lyrics just taunted the men watching. I still use it from time to time! I also love to dedicate it to the humiliation junkies that tend to flock to Me. Hur hur. It suits them. It's nothing new by now, but it popped up on My Itunes just now, so I was inspired to share.

This is one of My current favorite songs to strip to. It's delicious. The video is kinda meh in a headtilt sorta way but... yeah. Mmmm.

I'm a touch late on this post, but PC issues has Me behind on everything! One of My heroes is Gen from the Genitorturers. She's amazing in so many ways I need to write out a concise list. She performed at Sports Page , which is next to Tootsy's. I had to be there! OP* is the best, but I really don't get much time to go to his bar. I need to remedy this. I snagged Viror and we went out. The first opening band rocked My socks. I wanted to have sex with their music. Very good shit, I do say. I wanted to lick them. I shall have to do so at some point. I also need to own their tunes. Yis. Opening band #2 was groovy as well, but.... possibly due to the sound set up, the Hot Chick Singer was drowned out most of the time, resulting in her being not much more than eye candy. But the music was still awesome. And she WAS definitely hot. What can I say about Gen and her show? Afuckingmazing. She can still rock My stripey socks right off. She's still smokin hot, and puts on a ...

One of My guilty pleasures is Bollywood. Bollywood and Bhangra. So when I need to wake up and get in a good mood, I crank this station . Shakin' My booty around the apartment is a great way to get all psyched up for a night at the nudie bar.