Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Sometimes I stumble across a fictional character that I NEED to cosplay as, even if I'm not familiar with said work of fiction. Today was one of those stumbly days!   Quoting Wiki for ya, this is what the character is from:   "Japan Animator Expo or Japan Anima(tor)'s Exhibition is a weekly series of original net animations released as part of a collaboration between Hideaki Anno's Studio Khara and Dwango, consisting of various anime shorts produced by many directors."   This delightful character is from the 3rd episode, entitled "ME!ME!ME!"   Her color scheme is so shockingly wonderful. I need to be her, even for just a day.                       She seems like the kind of character that would be fun to cosplay as, personality-wise...  

Plans for another costume. Porn Star Cat Girl.

I recently had the grand pleasure of ordering from Sin City Playwear . They have some seriously sexy lingerie , so how could I resist? I decided to go with the Stretch Velvet Kimono Mini Dress for Hallows. I've seen the outfit around on the interwebs and I've always liked the look of it. This is what the promo pic looks like: Now yes, My geeky inner voice shouted "NOT A KIMONO!!" but this should, in no way, reflect on Sin City. This title was given to the outfit by it's creators, not the companies that sell it. So My beloved costume/AZN aficionados, resume breathing now, k? Onward!! Whoever handles the orders and shipping at Sin City is/are champs. Serious champs. I hope they get lots of appreciative sex. Seriously. The outfit arrived so fast, I looked up from My office's mailbox to check for Superman. Holy speedy delivery! Major kudos there. I also had a great customer service experience via email. Alison sent numerous emails to Me, updating Me on status and ...

I fucking ADORE Halloween. So much. Want to have mad, crazy, porno sex with it. I love dressing up. I love candy. I love horror movie marathons. I love scary stories. I love wandering around graveyards. I miss being somewhere more deciduous during it but... alas. I am willing to go without so I can wander about in a bikini in January. I usually dress up the whole week before/of Halloween, when at work. But man... I wish I had more reasons to rock costumes. Grr... I mean, I have spooky decor sprinkled around the condo year round... My blinking skull, DiNozzo... black cat plushies... the MORGUE sign on My bedroom door. I still have a bit of inner goth, it seems. Some things don't die... If I had My way, I'd raid the racks at Trashy and wear costumes ALL YEAR ROUND. Grrr...

I've been toying with the idea of getting some sort of gangster costume to wear when I am the Door Wench at Tootsy's Cabaret. I thought it would be cute. But I can't decide which I want. So you all get to help! #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7

I was inspired by a really groovy dude I know to do a 365 Photo project here on the blog. A picture, every day, for a whole year. I'm going to be mixing them up... not every image will be OMG HOT AND SEXY. But it will have something to do with me and my life. So enjoy! Here's Day One for you :) Pirate boobies! I had recently dug up a pirate costume that I had used on several occasions in the past. I wanted to see how my ink looked with it on!

I am obsessed with Marilyn. I have a Marilyn theme in My living room and man, when it's finished... Woooha! I've been plotting a Marilyn Monroe costume for some time now. Something breakaway for performing on stage, but still looks whole for shoots. Here's a refresher course: I'm going for her pink look in Gentlemen, like thus: Here. Here. Here. Of course, there are costume companies that churn out a cheap knockoff in bulk, but I want a custom one, and like I said, I want it breakaway. I'd be chopping the skirt of it up to mid-thigh, toning the back bow down a bit (maybe make it as wide as My ass but, not much past it!) I think, since so many photos and clips from the film show so many shades of pink, I'd like to go with something not quite... this dark . More like the shade used in the promo art , if I can. As long as I can get matching gloves. Then I need to snag the rhinestones, since acquiring that many diamonds is so very unrealistic LOL. I'd need to ge...