Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Oh Sally's , when you put your B1G1 nail polish display by the front door.... so evil!     12 polishes for less that $30 on a gift card. The happiness is real.   I'm going to give a short opinion on each, with a link to a professional pic of the color so you get a better idea. My phones don't always do them justice.   So let's review...     ORLY Left to right:   ORLY Nite Owl (20749) : A nice, shimmery taupe. Slightly warm in bottle.   ORLY Ingenue (20046) : Oh Em Gee... In love here! Shimmery pink and gold. It's a stunner!   ORLY Darkest Shadow (20823) : Extremely dark red with red glitter. Very sexy, very goth. Do love this over a red or a black base.   ORLY Gumdrop (20733) : The name makes Me think of pinks, but this pale, minty color is a lot of fun. Part of the teal spectrum IMHO, it looks great with My olive skin tone.   ORLY Midnight Show (20859) : A lovely, ultra dark blue.     OPI Left to r...

Amazon.com reminded Me of something that is kind of a staple in the whole strip club "subculture" as some call it. A lot of dancers, when they want to hide what they do from people who ask about their employment status, will say "Oh, I'm a waitress!" It's a very common occurrence. And it always makes Me giggle. Well, the other day, while leering at lovely nail polishes, I came across one by OPI that made me giggle hard. The name? I'm Not Really A Waitress . VERY nicely done, OPI. Kudos on the bow to us ecdysiasts!