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Meow did I ever go e-window shopping for faux hairs. Tasty, tasty wigs. I dig the colors on this , fun fun red & white. I'm not usually into cutesy curls but this one is fun looking. Blue hairs FTW ! The bangs look a bit meh but it might just be this pic in particular... I'm sure I can fix em up. Loving the deep, rich blue here . OMG On the fence on the colors here , but I like the style. Loving the fiery look here . Tasty tasty! Droooooooool ! Back to the cutesy one but in pink . The drool-worthy one that was in white, but a bit dark and smexy. I can be a mermaid ? :D :D Blonde, pin-uppish . Hawt. I dig the thick chunky colors . More chunks , but pink! And more ! A very 70s feel , which I love. Oh hell yes, Ms Page ! Looks like it needs some styling , but I love the 2 tone. LULZ the name but I love the look. More mermaidy goodness! I'd be rockin the evil Snow White thing here . And well... duh. This one is a must.

I think My next move is to acquire some Very Wide headbands to keep My horrid bangs back until they grow out. Thin headbands just make the bangs jut out in a choppy mess so... Here are some ideas: http://www.amazon.com/CARAVAN-3035-Caravan-Decorated-Headband/dp/B003ED9SSU/ref=sr_1_37?ie=UTF8&qid=1293664865&sr=8-37 http://www.amazon.com/Gifts-and-Beads-hb093-Headband/dp/B003MX75EG/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1293664838&sr=8-28 http://www.amazon.com/Gifts-and-Beads-hb005-Headband/dp/B003AGSZB2/ref=sr_1_31?ie=UTF8&qid=1293664838&sr=8-31 http://www.amazon.com/Colorful-Contrast-Matching-Overhanging-Comfortable/dp/B003EDH3MI/ref=sr_1_27?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1293665046&sr=1-27 this one is the PERFECT width! http://www.amazon.com/New-Piccolo-Headband-Alexander-Henry/dp/B003AGB0NC/ref=sr_1_51?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1293665168&sr=1-51 http://www.amazon.com/Luxurious-Stunning-Headband-Bargain-Headbands/dp/B0037ISGQW/ref=sr_1_98?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qi...

I have a new girl crush. Not in an I Want To Fuck Her Silly way. But in a younger or just less experienced girl crushes on the elder or teacher figure. I find it very interesting because the sugary sweet, perfect girls were always the ones that filled Me with spiteful rage as a teen. Now that I'm all adultified, I'm still not too keen on the Over The Top ones, but this woman is so cute and sweet and innocent that it slays any wall I would have thrown up to keep her away. She makes me smile, laugh, even GIGGLE ! She's a makeup and hair Diva , and I worship her. She does tutorials for makeup, tanning supplies, hair styles, etc. She also reviews makeup, hair products, skin care products, etc. I follow her Youtube . And her blog . And her Facebook . And her Tweets . I am indeedy an e-stalker, but the good kind. I'm nice, and sweet (to her), and I would totally bake her cookies and give her back and foot massages (she's pregnant!). OMG if she ever reads this, I swear I ...

Insomnia time. Wish list boredom. What am I adding now? I was adding board games, puzzles, and marbles (I collect marbles), but now I'm adding art and posters. I want to finish decorating My condo. My living room is all in Marilyn Monroe art. I already have oh.. close to 20 pieces that I need to hang. My side hall is going to be all Audrey Hepburn. I have one large Print that ya'll have probably seen already. One side of the main hall is going to be framed puzzles I finish. I used to be addicted to doing puzzles. I miss them. I should get back into it. It exercises My brain. The other side is going to be all art/posters relating to NYC. I miss My home city. I only have one print so far, of Grand Central Station. I'm currently going to town on Amazon, wishlisting a lot of stuff. My kitchen is going to be all frog-related items. Right now I only have a few figurines. But when I'm done, everything from the figurines to the plates to the dish towels will be froggy! I don...

Amazon limits the number of items on a wish list. So I am not on Wish List #3 . I'm adding holiday stuff! :D

lyrics by Jack Johnson Insomnia is practically sprawled out on My comfy bed, snacking on bonbons, and reading trashy gossip rags. I swear it. Stupid cunt. So what am I doing? Yep. More wishlisting. It's only fitting anyways. My birthday has less than 3 weeks to go! Today I've added brocade slippers, purses, robes, and dresses. I've added comfy soft slippers, funky shoes, and Hello Kitty stuff. And most importantly, I've added incense and new burners. Scents are very important to Me, so I need to be constantly stocked with incense LOL. If I dont have some burning, or at least a scented spray on My pillows? Even when exhausted I can't sleep. Old wishlist , still has tons of stuff on it. Newer list with the newest additions.

When insomnia remembers that I'm her* BFF, decides to come over with ENTHUSIASM , and plants her fat ass on My lap, I tend to waste time with something fun and mindless. Window shopping. Or in the case of this wondrous, marvelous, far out age of computers ... Wish lists! And I might as well pad up the ol' list a bit anyways. It's less than a month until Christmas AND My birthday! So today I'm adding movies. I spent 8 years managing a movie store, so now I feel a bit behind on what is entertaining. And I USED to have a movie review blog. I'd like to revive it. Sexy Chick Talks Movies! News at 11! (someday that will be small compared to My collection) And to address the eventual comments such as: "Oh look at you with your nudity and your wish lists! Aren't you just a greedy whore!" Well... No, no not really... though there is a fetish for it! I love to shop. I love to collect. I ALSO love to gift to My friends, loved ones, and charities. Greed = shopping...

I love My teams, SO much. I'd love to rock logo stuff at work. So look at the awesomeness I've found! I could get a Yankees bra ! But do I want white or black? Or both? Put that with these ... And then I could get some Jets sets just like those. Bra and thong . Alas, that site doesn't have NHL stuff! Victoria's Secret has these undies , but nothing to match them. At least, nothing I can use at work/for shoots. Hmm... what else? There's an official NY Rangers bikini , but it's full back, not thong. Alas... Same for My Jets ... But OMG this is sexy as fuck ! This rocks too . Holy shit. And a corset outfit . Sweet! Mmmmm sexy Jets gear! Win! The downside? That person doesn't seem to have NHL or MLB stuff. Hmm...

Beyond the previously blogged about XXXmas tree shoot... I have some other ideas. Ideas that need attire and props. So this post is 1 part brainstorming, and 1 part asking for some generous shoppers to assist the projects. Yeah, call it gimmie gimmie all you want. So ready for the ideas? I'm VERY excited about these.... A Fall/Autumn/Harvest idea. I'm going to need to get a few of these . One to make a wreath/crown to wear. Once to wear around My breasts. One to barely cover the pink bits. And I want to do a whole other shoot, doing the same idea but with these . And also, with these . So we're going to need a few sets of each. For these shoots, I want to do some of them with clothes on, and some nude. For the clothing I was thinking something like this . I'd also like to do a generalized Winter theme. A Winter Goddess? Maybe. So for Me to wear I'd need this dress . The garlands I need are this , this , this , this , and this . Getting the right amounts of the garla...

It may come across to some as... off, but every year I get emails asking what I want for Christmas and My birthday, so every year I post about it. I'll give you a few days to get over it. So the easiest thing for Me to do would be to link to My main wish lists: Here. And here. If browsing super huge lists of crap is too much, the easy route would be gift cards. Gift cards are always awesome. I'm always YAAAAAAY for gift cards from Sephora, MAC cosmetics, Walmart, Verizon, Claire's, ABC liquor, and/or Zynga games.

I've grown bored with the bedding I have in My bedroom. I'm bored with it on a personal level, as well as a business level. I tend to do web cam and cam pictures using that bed, and I want to spice things up a bit when it comes to that mattressed backdrop of Mine! I've been adding some fun ones to My wishlist . Here's just a few of the ones I've added to My list: I'd like to end up with a nice variety. Stuff for various holidays, My favorite sports teams, and a few color schemes to be able to change em out often. :) Boring doesn't belong in My bed!

Replaced My most super awesome boots, with major help from an awesome friend. Here's one of the new ones next to one of the scuffed up, torn, glued together, re-glued, re-re-glued old ones LOL

I'm having a hard time picking My next Sexxy Brazil conquest. So I need some votes. Try to pick one from each category... and keep in mind that a lot of them have color change options. This romper... or This romper... ***** This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... ******* Skirts? How about skirts! This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... ****** This dress... or This dress...

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

It's warm again and that means beach time! Good thing it's across the street! :D So I need a new bikini so that I might infect the beach with My fierceness. Updated wishlist here!

I've added some glittery goodness to My wishlist on Amazon. It's on the New Wish List . Don't forget to browse the Old One too!