Friday, December 03, 2010

A New Stripperiffic Xmas Parody

I took O Christmas Tree, and stripper-fied it. This parody is © Me, Myself, and PDW INC.

O Nudie Bar! O nudie bar!
Thy smell is so unchanging;
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Thy smell is so unchanging;
Not only stale with lots of beers,
But also sprays and cigs and tears.
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Thy smell is so unchanging!

O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Much headaches thou can'st give me;
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Much headaches thou can'st give me;
How often has the nudie bar
Afforded me the biggest pain!
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Much headaches thou can'st give me.

O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Thy stage lights shine so brightly!
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Thy stage lights shine so brightly!
From stage to pole, painf'ly bright,
There's only strobes half the night.
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
Thy stage lights shine so brightly!

O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
How poorly dudes have tipped me!
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
How poorly dudes have tipped me!
Thou bidst us sober and classy be,
And trust in managers unchangingly.
O nudie bar! O nudie bar!
How poorly dudes have tipped me!

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