A retired adult entertainer rambles on about whatever the hell she wants. Stick around, it could get weird in here.
Feel Like A Failure Cause I Know That I Failed You
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I know a lot of people were looking forward to Oh Honey No today, but issues with My health and family are getting worse. This entire week isn't looking good but we'll see.
When people ask Me what My sexual orientation is, I usually quip with "mostly gay". The actual answer is pansexual. What is pansexual? Ok so bisexuals are into dudes AND chicks, right? Well pansexuals are into dudes, chicks, drag folk, trans folks, gender fluid folk, androgynous people, etc, etc... I am an equal opportunity sexxer. Heehee!
I stumbled upon a lipstick I used to wear, and I couldn't remember why I stopped wearing it. The color is cute, the gloss it comes with is slick, and it's a long-lasting kinda stuff. I dig all that. It's Revlon's Colorstay in Perpetual Pink. So I wore it last night. Now I remember why I stopped using it. Because it takes a flail to get it off! Ow My mouth hurts :( I feel like I have a blowjob to a lemon-soaked Echinocereus.
Let's take a moment to talk about trash. I don't mean table scraps and junk mail in a Hefty bag... I mean trashy people. It's really hard to hide trash. They don't really make trash camo. But some folks sure do try! You can slap on a gown and pearls but you're still gonna get bombed on Pabst and talk shit about the other beauty queens back stage. They can take you to Le Bernardin and you're still gonna stuff the silverware into your John Deere purse. Clive Christian perfume and a Marc Jacobs dress wont cover up that nickel-plated church key in yer mouth.
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