Friday, December 31, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 153

Only awesome people recognize the Cunning Hat. Word. Geeks unite! See you kids next year :)

Thursday, December 30, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 152

The super awesome sweater is only made more awesome by the pimpin coat. My neighbor's sheepdog just wouldn't shut up.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

wrapped around my head I've never felt your touch

I think My next move is to acquire some Very Wide headbands to keep My horrid bangs back until they grow out. Thin headbands just make the bangs jut out in a choppy mess so... Here are some ideas: this one is the PERFECT width!

365 Days Of Photos: Day 151

Sometimes it's good to reflect.

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

That one is takin ya back, eh?

So let's review My Xmas and birthday. One big, happy post.

Christmas Eve I was the stand in Door Wench at Tootsy's. Not a big deal, didn't really have much else to do. Most of My family are in NY or on the west coast. So I dolled Myself up in My XXXmas best and even danced a bit before wenching, because there was only one dancer when I arrived. Oi...

I was truly channeling Mrs Claus... it was the one time I felt ok with My haircut.

I'm not really used to covering on weekends, so the shitty attitude of "BAWW I DON'T WANNA PAY SEVEN WHOLE DOLLARS TO SEE BOOBS BAWWWW!" was fucking annoying. Especially one toolbox who decided to try to take My picture before running out the door. He's lucky he had shitty aim or he'd be a dead fucker. Grrrr. I am not beyond using a sharpened candy cane to shank yer ass, buddy.

It wasn't a bad night. We had fun. For the most part, people were doin the whole Xmas Giving thing so I didn't walk out empty handed. All of the brownies I made were well received. Wheee!

Christmas Day I spent with one of My favorite former coworkers from the old, Less Glamorous Job. Her family is epic and we had a blast. I miss My old retail fambly LOL!

Onto the true holiday! My birthday!! :D :D

It was windy as fuck outside, and rather Not Warm for this damned state. But it's the first year it didn't spite Me with rain on My day. Wifey picked Me up and took Me for some sushi! We took it to go and headed to Tootsy's.

When I got there, Keith and Hazel had such a surprise waiting! A berjillion balloons erupted to the ceiling, champagne was waiting there, on ice, a kitty cat cake that was nomtastic, the most adorable card, a Jets pin, and a STUNNING Jets jacket. I squeeeee'd a lot. A whole lot. Here's a few shite pics from My phone:

Last minute, Wifey, Hazel, and I went to Farvilla. We got Me this gown to wear for My day, this dress for New Year's, and a birthday tiara that lit up! :D

It was a grand night. Sunday's are often slow money nights, but the fun was just everywhere! Hazel, Wifey, Lexi, even Serena... it was a blast. I was really hating My haircut but I didn't let it get to Me.

A very awesome certain someone came in and brought Me champagne, chocolate, and the most adorable puppy card EVER. Between us and Viror, it was nerd central at the bar. Firefly talk for all! HUZZAH! Pictures of Me nomming said chocolate to come!

To end this post, have some pics of how I did on stage and My awesome balloons:

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 150

Hmm... Someone decided it was a good idea to take a photo of Me whilst I slept. Tsk.

Monday, December 27, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 149

Sometimes I miss having super short hair.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 148

I was gonna take My birthday off from the 365 but I felt that it was bad to pause during a challenge!

Saturday, December 25, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 147

Bleh, still not liking the bangs but, I love the white hairs!

Friday, December 24, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 146

XXXmas boobies! Ho ho ho ya'll! Hope you have a groovy holiday, or just a groovy day if holidays aren't your thing!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 145

Vincent got caught with My XXXmas outfit. I hope he wasn't gonna run around town in holiday drag...

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

And I should get a haircut and get a real job

Well we know what bleach can do to hairs. It fried the ends of Mine. fried em till they were nappy. So instead of hair past My bra and bangs finally grown to the chin... like this:

I'm back to bangs. Bleh! I have a love/hate thing with the bangs Yes, I know that this is all My fault. If having so much hair = cheap to go to a salon to bleach/dye/cut it wouldn't be an issue for Me to do it at home. I wouldn't do it at home!

You can see how fried it looks. FML!

I'm cranky. Plus I'm not very good at cutting My own hair. So I'm gonna need to fund a trip to a salon. FML.

So do I try to rock the bangs? With a bangs style not unlike:

I mean, I want a look where I can be mainstream, or retro, or fetish, or porn star without drastic changes. One style that can be used in all those looks. Ugh. Last time I did bangs was when I had black hair and I just didn't feel it as much.

Maybe now I will? So do I leave the bangs at their current length? It's an awkward length in general since it covers the eyes when down. I COULD just rock headbands for the next few months... or do I get the bangs cut further so that they fall at the brows?

365 Days Of Photos: Day 144

Insert DAT ASS comment here.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 143

Check My pimp coat, yo. My neighbor's sheepdog wouldn't shut up so... yeah.

Oh, I'm being followed by a moonshadow

We at the nudie bars believe that full moons = weirdos. It might be a general bar belief... who knows. It's jus been rare, in My experience, to find a bar worker who didn't believe it.

Well! Tonight was a full moon AND a lunar eclipse. Jesus fuck Me running it was double nuts. It was 8 shades of crazy.

It's still NFL season, so Mondays are usually Ghost Town Central. Not tonight. A bachelor party, a birthday party, just lots more customers than usual.

One fight broke out with two guys who were definitely drunk but possibly also high functioning autistic. One of the two was a VERY large man, and when 6 people had to forcibly take him out of the club, it didn't go over well. I could tell he was scared, and his friend was very confused. I felt horrid about the whole thing.

The club was very tense all night. Lots of drunks. Lots of irritated personalities.

At the end of the night, two very nice young ladies came in. They didn't say much to anyone. All they did was hand out gifts to the girls and left. Gorgeous wrapping paper and decorations. Inside? A bible and a journal. In each journal was a short story about a girl who was a dancer once, and things got worse for her. Drugs, prostitution. The ending was typical, finding God. Some girls took it poorly, but I thought the gesture was sweet. And the girl were anything but preachy or pushy. I think they meant well. Some of us took it well. I took home the ones given to me as well as the discarded ones.

The night ended with some yelling, and swearing, and tense faces. But I got home in time to watch the eclipse with a special person. :)

Monday, December 20, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 142

The view of the XXXmas tree from My favorite spot at the bar... by the touch screen game! LOL

Nothing Changes On New Years Day...

I've whipped up an extensive New Year's Resolution list this year. Wheeefun. I wonder how many of them I will be able to get through? :D

  • Do more online work, be it porno, phone sessions, etc, or find a decently-paying online job that's vanilla.

  • To get back into a healthy shape. This includes 10 mile walks each day since the bike is broken. Also, gym membership.


  • Finish my chest ink, get my (late) bunny ink, and work on a few other ideas.

  • Get back into modeling and sessions a LOT!

  • To have a song written about Me.

  • To be on an album of novel cover.

  • To be in a music video.

  • To get all of my 21 arts/crafts projects going. And sell a decent amount of product.

  • To get all of my 4 website projects back on track and fully functional.

  • To get the condo into tip top shape. At least 4 of the 5 shelf bookcases for media. Hang up ALL the art that is stacked around. Better organize clothes, bath stuff, session equipment, work clothes, etc. (or have a sissy maid do it)

  • Cleaning out the storage room! (or have a sissy maid do it)

  • Back into a car, driving!

  • Business cards for my site... and flyers.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 141

I love My fancy-schmancy shirt. I wish I could find the pants that went with it. It was one of the first outfits I had bought when I worked at Xpressions, LOL... so I've had it since the beginning of My illustrious stripping career!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 140

I'm dreaming... of a strip club Xmas... o/`

Happy hollerdays from Tootsy's Cabaret!

Friday, December 17, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 139

Contemplative whilst on the interwebs. This is a common sight.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Your Dragon needs slaying

Posting about Jennie has Me brooding over Dragon Con and how I always miss the convention. I have been missing a lot of conventions, but that's for another blog post. I really want to go to D*C next year. The idea of it has Me salivating.

I also want to look awesome. This is a con for doing it up when it comes to costumes. It's the con for costuming for sure.

I want to do at least one day in a Sari.

I found a few that I'd like... need to narrow it down.

But should I rock the sarees all weekend or go for some actual geeky cosplay too? Who would I dress up as?

Emma Frost is cool (hur hur see what I did thur?):

Or something anime?

I loved the uniforms in Vampire Knight. That might be fun:

Umi from Magic Knight Rayearth would be complex to make but fun looking...

Or maybe a video game character? But which? Meh... so many ideas!

365 Days Of Photos: Day 138

My Jennie Socks! They rock My world, I tell you what...

Jennie Socks, for those who are uneducated about the awesomeness of Jennie:

I know a wicked groovy lady who does an awesome webcomic. I have mentioned her in previous blog posts. There were even photos! Jennie has some epic boots. They are often depicted in said comic. My socks are quite like these epic boots. Thus, Jennie Socks.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Waitress wink wink nudge nudge reminded Me of something that is kind of a staple in the whole strip club "subculture" as some call it. A lot of dancers, when they want to hide what they do from people who ask about their employment status, will say "Oh, I'm a waitress!"

It's a very common occurrence. And it always makes Me giggle.

Well, the other day, while leering at lovely nail polishes, I came across one by OPI that made me giggle hard. The name? I'm Not Really A Waitress.

VERY nicely done, OPI. Kudos on the bow to us ecdysiasts!

365 Days Of Photos: Day 137

When the purple fades, I'm the gray-haired old lady LOL

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 136

I really enjoy sprawling out naked. It's freeing, and relaxing. Kinda naughty the first few times. Now it's so normal to Me.

Monday, December 13, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 135

I can remember when I hated My nose with a passion. With a passion that could rival Godzilla with a bee up his ass. Now, I embrace it. My mother, who was a Goddess in her own right, had the same nose. There are some amazing people in the world who rock a Less Than Tiny nose. People may laugh at My love for Babs but... she is sexy IMHO. So yeah. My nose is awesome.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 134

My lovely, silver, "winter" nails. Heh. Yes, there are nails in this picture. For anyone who actually cares what the polish is, it's Sally Hansen's Chrome Nail Makeup in White Gold Chrome. It makes Me sad that I can only find them online now. These are genius polishes IMHO.

Oh you pretty things

I have a new girl crush. Not in an I Want To Fuck Her Silly way. But in a younger or just less experienced girl crushes on the elder or teacher figure. I find it very interesting because the sugary sweet, perfect girls were always the ones that filled Me with spiteful rage as a teen. Now that I'm all adultified, I'm still not too keen on the Over The Top ones, but this woman is so cute and sweet and innocent that it slays any wall I would have thrown up to keep her away. She makes me smile, laugh, even GIGGLE!

She's a makeup and hair Diva, and I worship her. She does tutorials for makeup, tanning supplies, hair styles, etc. She also reviews makeup, hair products, skin care products, etc.

I follow her Youtube.

And her blog.

And her Facebook.

And her Tweets.

I am indeedy an e-stalker, but the good kind. I'm nice, and sweet (to her), and I would totally bake her cookies and give her back and foot massages (she's pregnant!).

OMG if she ever reads this, I swear I am not creepy!! :( :(

So that leads into a makeup tutorial that I want to try:

And THIS lead to a website for the eye shadows. OMG they are SUCH A BARGAIN!!! I'm drooling.

I do want 1 of their Holiday Packages...

Package 3) $27.00

Includes: 9 Piece Palette, (1) Blush, (1) Lip Balm Tubie, Gold Holiday Gift Bag

That would be amazing, but any gifters would have to step to it... but they also have JUST the eye shadow palettes that I like AND gift certificates! They have a nice, 9 piece palette set for only $25!!! TWENTY FIVE GETS YOU NINE!!! Hell, last time I got a quad from MAC it was $70. FOUR FOR SEVENTY! DO we see the bargain here?

And to add another big fat plus? They have bath salts and body oils that come in rose scent! My favoritest scent EVER. *SQUEE*

Oh I am so excited about this! I really hope to get some for XXXmas or at least for My birthday!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Lord cleanse my lips

I stumbled upon a lipstick I used to wear, and I couldn't remember why I stopped wearing it. The color is cute, the gloss it comes with is slick, and it's a long-lasting kinda stuff. I dig all that. It's Revlon's Colorstay in Perpetual Pink.

So I wore it last night.

Now I remember why I stopped using it.

Because it takes a flail to get it off!

Ow My mouth hurts :( I feel like I have a blowjob to a lemon-soaked Echinocereus.

365 Days Of Photos: Day 133

A lazy day at home, rockin the frog hat.



LOL no really.

I was reminded of something that happened at Tootsy's the other night.

You know it's dullsville when a dancer, to prove that the customers weren't paying attention, tucked a piece of TP half out of her thong and wandered around stage like that.


There's this picture painted on my wall

Insomnia time. Wish list boredom. What am I adding now? I was adding board games, puzzles, and marbles (I collect marbles), but now I'm adding art and posters. I want to finish decorating My condo.

My living room is all in Marilyn Monroe art. I already have oh.. close to 20 pieces that I need to hang.

My side hall is going to be all Audrey Hepburn. I have one large Print that ya'll have probably seen already.

One side of the main hall is going to be framed puzzles I finish. I used to be addicted to doing puzzles. I miss them. I should get back into it. It exercises My brain.

The other side is going to be all art/posters relating to NYC. I miss My home city. I only have one print so far, of Grand Central Station. I'm currently going to town on Amazon, wishlisting a lot of stuff.

My kitchen is going to be all frog-related items. Right now I only have a few figurines. But when I'm done, everything from the figurines to the plates to the dish towels will be froggy!

I don't know if I want to add to My bathroom. It's not decorated beyond a nice shower curtain and garbage vase but... I'm debating.

This leaves 2 bedrooms to ponder. I want to stick with themes but... Maybe I will print/frame some of My art for the spare bedroom... unsure about My bedroom though! More to ponder...

Friday, December 10, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 132

Want to squish the boobies!? XD

Thursday, December 09, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 131

Easter head. I has it.

Wishy Wishy

Amazon limits the number of items on a wish list. So I am not on Wish List #3. I'm adding holiday stuff! :D

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 130

A proper Door Wench is trained in the art of guarding. So what could be better than having Guard Tits?

Now I was sitting waiting wishing

lyrics by Jack Johnson

Insomnia is practically sprawled out on My comfy bed, snacking on bonbons, and reading trashy gossip rags. I swear it. Stupid cunt.

So what am I doing? Yep. More wishlisting. It's only fitting anyways. My birthday has less than 3 weeks to go!

Today I've added brocade slippers, purses, robes, and dresses. I've added comfy soft slippers, funky shoes, and Hello Kitty stuff. And most importantly, I've added incense and new burners. Scents are very important to Me, so I need to be constantly stocked with incense LOL. If I dont have some burning, or at least a scented spray on My pillows? Even when exhausted I can't sleep.

Old wishlist, still has tons of stuff on it.
Newer list with the newest additions.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 129

Never been to Tootsy's? Or just never when I'm the gracious Door Wench? Here's what you'd be greeted by if you showed up!

Monday, December 06, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 128

Back on track! Today's teaser is a picture of a pair of Super Fun Rainbow Ghey Undies. I loves them, precious. Yeah, they're fullbacks... but sometimes those are awesome and/or comfy!

Sunday, December 05, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Days 123 - 127

My PC has been revived, restored, and reopened for business! So now to play a little game of Catch Up on this here 365 project.

First up, here I am at My guard post at Tootsy's... the front door. I'm up in yer nudie barz, checkin yer IDz.

The red lighting is a pain in the ass, but it's how it goes at the front door. This photo shows what My tips SHOULD be like. Often. It was a good night that night LOL so behold, My tip cups:

If you haven't heard yet, I am in the process of taking My hair from Black light Blonde to white. Yes, you heard Me right. White. Because I wanna have some Make You Stare, super sexy Jean Harlow hairs. The shampoo and conditioner I use to get the yellow out of My hair is purple. Sometimes it makes My hair look like an Easter egg. LULZ.

This is the current state of My hairs. Somewhat white in some areas. The roots and length in the back are being stubborn.

Here I am, chillin at the PC tonight. All wrapped up in a comfy hoodie. Esche, the Kitler, is chillin with Me. We are NOT looking at pornos. I swear!