12 Days of Stripmas
Back by popular demand, a parody I came up with some years back. I wont write out the WHOLE DAMN SONG, so you just get the list. Feel free to show it around, but please give me some props for the lyrics ;)
12 strippers stripping (duh)
11 drunkards drinking
10 folded dollars
9 losers groping
8 bitches bitching
7 cheap asses staring
6 inch stilettos
FIVE MORE SHOTS
4 purple bruises
3 stolen thongs
2 lines of coke
and half my money goes to the bar!
12 strippers stripping (duh)
11 drunkards drinking
10 folded dollars
9 losers groping
8 bitches bitching
7 cheap asses staring
6 inch stilettos
FIVE MORE SHOTS
4 purple bruises
3 stolen thongs
2 lines of coke
and half my money goes to the bar!
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