Saturday, February 19, 2011

I'm sorry, I just throw you away

Let's take a moment to talk about trash. I don't mean table scraps and junk mail in a Hefty bag... I mean trashy people.

It's really hard to hide trash. They don't really make trash camo. But some folks sure do try!

You can slap on a gown and pearls but you're still gonna get bombed on Pabst and talk shit about the other beauty queens back stage.

They can take you to Le Bernardin and you're still gonna stuff the silverware into your John Deere purse.

Clive Christian perfume and a Marc Jacobs dress wont cover up that nickel-plated church key in yer mouth.