Tuesday, November 30, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 122

Sleepy Door Wench is sleepy. *HEART* My glitter, though!

Monday, November 29, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 121

Random cell phone pic of Moi at Tootsy's after we've closed. Say hi to the DJ in the background!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 120

Here we see the Paigeus D'Winterii in Her natural habitat, working on HTML, blogs, and photos. Internet nudity is hard work!

no stopping at the space burger satellite

Retro is the in thing, but I've lusted at retro for much, much longer. One guilty pleasure? Retro/vintage space girls. Solar hotties, rocket babes. Mmmm mmmm! I do indeed drool. And I'd LOVE to dress up like one and do shoots until I die from old age and/or dehydration. I'd especially love to doll Myself up like this first tasty cutey.

So I went to Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree-ah

When insomnia remembers that I'm her* BFF, decides to come over with ENTHUSIASM, and plants her fat ass on My lap, I tend to waste time with something fun and mindless. Window shopping. Or in the case of this wondrous, marvelous, far out age of computers...

Wish lists!

And I might as well pad up the ol' list a bit anyways. It's less than a month until Christmas AND My birthday!

So today I'm adding movies. I spent 8 years managing a movie store, so now I feel a bit behind on what is entertaining. And I USED to have a movie review blog. I'd like to revive it. Sexy Chick Talks Movies! News at 11!

(someday that will be small compared to My collection)

And to address the eventual comments such as:

"Oh look at you with your nudity and your wish lists! Aren't you just a greedy whore!"

Well... No, no not really... though there is a fetish for it! I love to shop. I love to collect. I ALSO love to gift to My friends, loved ones, and charities. Greed = shopping + one way street. Stick that lil bit of math up yer ass.

And of course there is always "wish lists are SO tacky! UGH!"

Like... oh My gawd! So is talking shit! And being a judgmental twat. But I digress. You are welcome to have an opinion. Just keep it in it's cage... someplace else. What I'm doing is fun for Me, and sometimes for others. Get over it or GTFO.



Where was I? Oh! Yes! Adding movies to My wish list! I'm surprised I had never really done it that much. It's always been clothes, gear for work, furniture for better organizing My home, bath and beauty things... sometimes even books! But not many movies on the list until now.

So yeah. Movies on My list.

* I've come to the conclusion that insomnia is a fat, hyper, clingy, STUPID teenage girl. A girl who thinks that I am her "OMG BFF 4 LIFE! LULZ! (=^.^=)" Alas, all this really means is that she clings to Me like an inbred Cocker Spaniel on speed, emitting sugar-coated hearts around her wide, lumpy head, while I try to clue her in on the fact that she annoys Me, pisses Me off, and that I hate her and wish that she would die in a freak steel melting accident at ArcelorMittal.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 119

I love to tease. Teasing is fun. I'm good at it too.

Friday, November 26, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 118

One of My vices is the love of tacky 70s shirts. Oh snap.

Sports Gives Me Girl Wood

I love My teams, SO much. I'd love to rock logo stuff at work. So look at the awesomeness I've found!

I could get a Yankees bra! But do I want white or black? Or both?

Put that with these...
And then I could get some Jets sets just like those. Bra and thong.

Alas, that site doesn't have NHL stuff!

Victoria's Secret has these undies, but nothing to match them. At least, nothing I can use at work/for shoots.

Hmm... what else?

There's an official NY Rangers bikini, but it's full back, not thong. Alas...

Same for My Jets...

But OMG this is sexy as fuck!

This rocks too. Holy shit.

And a corset outfit. Sweet!

Mmmmm sexy Jets gear! Win!

The downside? That person doesn't seem to have NHL or MLB stuff. Hmm...

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Good morning blogging world, why are we awake?

I'm feeling rather happy and bouncy, and My iTunes spit up a song I used to dance to back in NY. Love it so much <3 This song really takes Me back to My newbie stripper days. I might have to ask to dance to it at Tootsy's next time I work.

Thursday, November 25, 2010


Today, on this day of OM NOM NOM and thanks, I will mention what I am thankful for:

I'm thankful for all of the AMAZING people I have met and worked with in the adult entertainment industry since 1996.

I'm thankful for how liberating and amazing being the Sexy Chick In The Spotlight makes Me feel.

I'm thankful for all the exhilarating, kinky shit I've done over the years.

I'm thankful for all of the sexy women I have molesticated.

I'm thankful for the customers and clients who have stuck with Me over the years, and the ones that are keeping Me afloat during the Broke Years here in the US.

I'm thankful for all of the Holy Shit LOL moments in My life.

I'm thankful for every friends I've made over the years.

I'm thankful for how much of the country I've gotten to see thanks to work.

I'm thankful for the internet, the opportunities it's given Me, and the experiences it's given.

I'm thankful for porn, cause porn is awesome.

I'm thankful for all of the sexy clothes I've gotten to rock.

I'm thankful for high heels, for they are hot and make My legs look amazing.

365 Days Of Photos: Day 117

Despite the whole ubergoth/metal head thing being somewhat behind Me, I still rock the black nails from time to time lol

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 116

Remember when strippers saw more of these? I do. But they're SO nice to see again. I hope to see them more often.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 115

Red is such a delicious color. Red lips, red nails, red blood. Cherries, sports cars, rubies.

Monday Monday, so good to me...

The rule still applies, Mondays might be shitty money nights, but they are NEVER boring.

Tonight was a zany blend of drunksitting, skank drama, and decent money.

One young dude spent a good deal of cash throughout the club. I must have made change for his $50s and $100s perhaps 7 or 8 times. Champagne and vodka bottles were ordered. Money rained a few times. It was nice to see that sort of action on a Monday. The NFL Curse* has been shite this year.

A girl I have always disliked left in tears. I wasn't upset about it.

Another girl and her wasted husband fought a bit right next to me. Sometimes I hate being stuck at the door. Can't run away from drama.

Why is it that people will blurt the most stupid shit ever when trashed? Not so much WTF stupid, but Why Are You Mentioning Criminal Activity Loudly kinda stupid.

Derp of the Night: "Naw man, I didn't get fucked up in here. I only had one drink in here. All the weed, pills, and coke I did...? I did those before I got here! I swear!"



Overall I am not upset with tonight. I laughed, I gained good cash, and I had a few beverages. Huzzah.

* The NFL Curse, is, as I've mentioned before... when NFL season = no money in the club.

Monday, November 22, 2010

365 Days Of Photos: Day 114

Everyone should have an inner rock star.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Bad fun sister, time to go

Finally got to get some of the Cult show pics ready for ya'll. My PC is low on space so dragging the pics and videos from the camera to the PC = :( up until now. So... yeah. Have some peeeektures!