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Appetite Running Fast Following My Gut

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Ok I really wish a doctor could tell Me why I have the most fucky random cravings but without the pregnancy (I KNOW that I'm a medical circus but I'd love some... yanno... research?) . I spent a good portion of My adulthood sad about not being able to have kids before I was given a medical reason for why I cant. But I never found out why My body just lobs food needs at Me like a drunken psycho. It's not a medical emergency. It's not really a medical probelm. It's just annoying.   Like 4am rolls around and sudenly I want:   Chicken wings but only the kind from a Chinese buffet     Disco Fries! No squeaky, chew toy poutine. DISCO FRIES.     A triple order of hash browns from Waffle House. Each order needs to be smothered, covered, chunked, diced, and capped.   For those who are new to the gloriousness of Waffle House Hashbrowns, let me break down the terminology:   Smothered: Onions Covered: Cheese Chunked: Ham Diced: Tomatoe