Thursday, March 11, 2010

Customer Fail: Some Examples

Time for some Strip Club Customer Fail. The first is surprisingly common. That's just all kinds of dissapointing. The latter? Pathetic. Seriously full of Fail.

1) Going to a strip club with no money. No cash, no plastic. Nothing. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. It's especially mind boggling when these dudes are going to an unfamiliar club. One that may have a cover charge and/or a drink minimum... which is really common practice. Really guys? Did you honestly climb out from under a boulder 5 minutes prior to arriving at My place of work? Do you really think that strip clubs are the place to be if you are broketastic?

2) This one a fellow dancer, Alexis, told Me this past Monday...

The DJ announced 2 for 1 shots. Alexis was sitting with a customer out on the floor.

Alexis: "Hey, 2 for 1 shots! Wanna do a shot?"

Customer: "Sure! You buy yours and I'll do the freebie!"

Alexis: "Are you shitting me?!?!?!"

I facepalm every time I think about this. What kind of moron goes to a nudie bar and expects the dancer to buy him a drink? Fucktard.

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