Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I have fun friends. We come up with silly ideas. Whilst discussing possible porn ideas, we got to the topic of musical porn. Porn. Musicals. Show Tunes. Fucking. Hahahahaaa! Then someone linked to this . I must own it. So yeah, musical porno. I must make one. I'd be the director, however. I can't sing. But now I have to write a script. HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

So I lied. I ended up on cam anyways. Oops! It was better than I expected, but not lucrative this time around. Way different than iFriends. The basic chat is free so we did a lot of bullshitting, and I teased a lot. I wasn't about to get 100% nekkid for free! No one got a show in private, but one guy had Me do a scavenger hunt! Yup. Topless hunting. A q-tip, nail clippers, unopened soap, ice cream, a cat, etc. 15 tokens an item lol. It pissed off all the cheapos, they never got to see free pussy. Oops! But a few dudes were real sweet, and made My comeback to cam wenching rather tolerable LOL.

I've got an... interesting mix of music going right now. I've not much else to do whilst the hair bleaches, so here's what is playing:

Sometimes, when I have a hyper, silly moment... things get ranted about and rambled upon... that are just strange. Tonight, Viror and I discussed vehicle sex. And I don't mean like, Transformers porn. I mean like, fucking in a car. Countless rockers have written songs about carfucking. Nickleback did it. Meatloaf went on about it for about 8 and a half minutes about the subject. Motley Crue, Loggins & Messina (and then Poison revisited it), I could go on... and that's just rock music. Sheez. But WHY? I never found car sex to be all that awesome. I mean, there's a seat belt buckle digging into My back, the window against My feet is FRIGGIN COLD, My head keeps hitting the door. Fun times! Wait.. what? Or there's the chiropractors wet dream of Me doin it in the front seat, Gods forbid! My spine is packing it's bags just by Me blogging this now. Sweet crispy christ! People make jokes about it. Songs are sung about it. It's portrayed in movies and videos. But am ...

Once upon a time, an animation went viral on the interwebs, like they do. It amused me. Yeah, the animation was cute, but it was the song that got Me. I ended up using it when I danced, which was fun as shit. The lyrics just taunted the men watching. I still use it from time to time! I also love to dedicate it to the humiliation junkies that tend to flock to Me. Hur hur. It suits them. It's nothing new by now, but it popped up on My Itunes just now, so I was inspired to share.

About 10 years ago I did some webcam "porn" for a while, whilst I lived in SoCal. I was strictly on iFriends at the time and it was a nice 50/50 Solo Girl Porn / fetishy goodness. Well now I'm going to go back to it. I've gotten all set up on one site . Here, since they don't have categories, I'm going to keep it simple and keep it vanilla Solo Girl. It has a tentative schedule on it. It really depends on which job I worked that day. Primarily I will be on late nights, EST. Once I get re-started on iFriends, I will do fetishy cam sessions there.

I am obsessed with Marilyn. I have a Marilyn theme in My living room and man, when it's finished... Woooha! I've been plotting a Marilyn Monroe costume for some time now. Something breakaway for performing on stage, but still looks whole for shoots. Here's a refresher course: I'm going for her pink look in Gentlemen, like thus: Here. Here. Here. Of course, there are costume companies that churn out a cheap knockoff in bulk, but I want a custom one, and like I said, I want it breakaway. I'd be chopping the skirt of it up to mid-thigh, toning the back bow down a bit (maybe make it as wide as My ass but, not much past it!) I think, since so many photos and clips from the film show so many shades of pink, I'd like to go with something not quite... this dark . More like the shade used in the promo art , if I can. As long as I can get matching gloves. Then I need to snag the rhinestones, since acquiring that many diamonds is so very unrealistic LOL. I'd need to ge...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (California) I was a cam wench on iFriends. Solo pr0n, girl on girl, an domination. Woot! That was oh... 10 years ago. I've decided to pad My wallet more than usual by going back to iFriends. This time it will be 100% Domination, tease, denial, etc. No pr0n at this time. I've gotten a cam upgrade, and all that's left for Me to do is finish updating My iFriends account to the site's likings. So yeah... coming soon to a webcam near you! Here's some shots to show off the new cam's HD-ness! Yeehaw :D (the first pic is clickable to enlarge)

Today I've decided to answer a question that was emailed to Me by a fan! Dear Paige, I love your website, and this new blog is great! Very hot! When you're blogging, what do you like to wear? Much love, Evan LOL wow ok, I think I can answer that rather easily.... let Me just show you, Evan! I'm all about being comfy when I spend hours at the PC, and what could be more comfy?

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

She sure is a hottie. Muhahahahhahaa! I'd hit that.

A while ago, on MFDS, a rather... verbose submissive male approached Me. He really never shut up, but I chalked that up as enthusiastic... But he talked and talked and talked... and that's all he did. Ugh. It was a verbal wank-fest. Needless to say I haven't talked to him in months, after telling him off for being a huge time waster. But he sure does love to IM Me... Sheesh. You currently appear offline to Mr Dave. Mr Dave: hello, Goddess Mr Dave: How are you today Mr Dave: So, you are being sexy at work? Mr Dave: Hello Mr Dave: Hello, Goddess Mr Dave: Hello Mr Dave: How are you Mr Dave: I havent seen you in a while Mr Dave: How are you Mr Dave: Hey, how are you doing? Mr Dave: I can't stop thinking of being your bitch Mr Dave: Hope your doing ok Mr Dave: How do I please you? Do you have a way I can send you a money pak? Mr Dave: Hello Mr Dave: How are you Mr Dave: I hope your doing good Mr Dave: I will be gone for a bit, but I do hope you a wonderful evening Mr Dave: Do yo...

My super awesome hinting skills are super awesome. c__c; This is Applesauce, the official Bar Ferret. Applesauce Ghost likes My custom heels so much, she uses them to zzzzzzzzzzz on.

I mean the eye shadow pallet, not the emotion. Hur hur. Yes, another post about makeup. Because sometimes it's not about My tits and ass, it's about My eyes. :P I snagged Wet N Wild's ColorIcon pallet in Lust. It's disgustingly gorgeous. 6 colors in all! From top to bottom on the left side, there is a matte peach that has a touch of pink in it, a patte plum-wine color, and a darker matte plum. On the right, is a faintly glittery peach, a glittery gunmetal gray, and a glittery plum-wine that is seriously... wow. I would have sex with it. Hah! Seriously fun colors to do a smokey look with, and I cant wait to rock them at Tootsy's on Monday. The smokey look is something I kept cliniging too after the Blonde Times began, and mauves and pinks are kinda new for Me, but I'm loving that I can use em both together. Here is one pic I found on the net, but it doesn't do the purples any justice. Oddly enough its not quite int he same order as Mine. Another pic that ma...