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This blog post is per request...a pictorial history of my hair from 1999 until now. Wigs not included... I've got a masochistic side but c'mon people. Sheesh.                                                    

I'm putting a call out to y'all! I need some help...   Any of you readers out there drink Monster? Specifically the ones with the green pop tops? I need them. Many of them. Tons of them.     I'm building a dragon. Yes, a dragon. I am going to try my hand at creating a sculpture, and I need scales! I haven't chosen what I'm building the body of the dragon out of, but the pop top tabs will be PERFECT scales. So do you have any?     If you can send some, contact me on Twitter and let me know! Don't have Twitter? Really?!? Ok... then you can email me .   Let's make this happen!    

Guess who decided to ramble on about vidya? Huzzah! Gaming!   Lately I've been rather hooked on Plants Vs Zombies 2 . It's conveniently on my iPhone, and it's rather fun. I loved the original game , so when I heard about it's sequel...? Oh yeah!   VS FIGHT!   So to start things off, I played Plants Vs Zombies on the PC. I'm playing Plants Vs Zombies 2 on the above mentioned iPhone. So yeah, there are differences a'plenty. So when I compare the games, keep in mind that I'm not comparing a phone game vs a phone game...   One thing I like better about the sequel is the difference in the Adventure Modes. The original game has your basic areas: Day, Night, Pool, Fog, and Roof. Each area has unique challenges, which is fun... but the sequel's areas... aka eras, are much more diverse, fun, and very good looking. Instead of weather and lighting changes, the areas are a variety of time periods. Currently (they add a new area on occasion via app upg...

Most people I know on a personal level know what I do for a living. Most of them are at least slightly aware of My career in the Adult Entertainment Industry. It's no big secret. Never really has been.   When My sexuality comes up in conversation with said Folks In The Know, I get major Déjà Vu. Copious amounts of Déjà Vu. Buckets of Déjà Vu.   To catch you up, in case you're new here (welcome!), I am a Panromantic Asexual.     Lemme get all Websters on yer ass for a moment...   Asexuality is indeed a sexuality. What it boils down to is that an asexual person does not want to have sex. They just don't want to. They don't enjoy it. Some also don't like kissing/hand holding/other PDA, some do. Those that don't are Aromantic as well as Asexual. Some asexuals just don't get horny. Ever. Some do. Some enjoy masturbation, but just don't enjoy having sex with anyone else. For Me though? I don't see My asexuality so much as My sexual preference as ...

Dear Sally Hansen ,   I love you. Thank you for making My nails look spiffy for all these years. I appreciate it. And the folks who swoon over My claws thank you too. About a month ago, Mr UPS Man delivered a pre-surgery Gery Well gift package with some nail polishes in them. YAY!! So how about a Haul Post, now that I am able to sit down and blog?     Ok!       Satin Glam in Sun Sheen(04) is a medium orange, very warm. It's got a touch of pearlescence, and a hint of glitter. It's going to be perfect for "autumn"* and Hallows, or maybe if I give in and cheer for the Gators (pffft, really?) .       Satin Glam in Go Gold Satin Glam in Go Gold(01) is a fun taupe kind of gold with a pearl sheen and some tiny glitter to add sparkle. It is a warm, passive neutral that I think will compliment a lot of colors, outfits, and occasions.       Complete Salon Manicure in Hi Ho Silver (150) is a straight up medium sil...