Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I love to yammer on and on about beauty and bath products. You haven't noticed? That's a mighty big rock you live under! Did you have to take out a mortgage on it? But yeah, I have an addiction to things like soap, makeup, lotion, and nail polish.  There are worse addictions out there. Like meth. And reality television.  Because if my obsessions, I do get a lot of folks asking about My list of All Time Faves. This would be a HUGE list. But I've decided to compile a small list of some that are at the top of said list.  It's also getting close to Christmas and My birthday so... I guess this blog post could be one of those Two Bird killing stones that you hear so much about.  Ready?   Onward!   First item that I adore is something that I also miss. Glam'Eyes mascara by Rimmel has to be the best mascara I have ever used. Ever. Proverbial hands are proverbially down! I curse the Makeup Gods for discontinuing it. I wept into My Cheerios for weeks ...

Remember the last time I casted on Twitch?   Me neither! I think it was about 3 years ago...   Oops.   But oh hay! Guess what? This year, on My birthday, I'm gonna cast!   So on 12/26, get yer pretty little asses to My Twitch page   THE TWITCH BITCH IS BACK!     I'm going to raid a friend's house and play some of them there vidya games! It'll be a hoot. Promise. I haven't gotten the exact time frame down yet, so keep an eye on My Twitter account for updates.   So here is a poll for ya'll. I need to pick what games I'm gonna play for a few hours. You can pick more than one! If you want to donate a game (on Steam) for Me to play on My birthday cast, please choose Other and type in what game you're donating!   Here's My Steam info iffn ya want it:   Steam   Steam wishlist   Which game(s) do you want to see on SquidMango's Birthday Cast? Aura: Fate Of The Ages Bastion Braid Darksiders Giana Sisters: Twisted...

Hi! My name is Paige Delaney D'Winter and I love video games!   I've been playing video games since I was a wee lass, so probably since about 1980. Yes, I'm that old.     Get off my lawn.   The first gaming systems I owned as a child were the Colecovision (1982) and the IBM PC Jr (1984).       My very first favorite video game was Adventure for the Colecovision. Your character was a square. You fought dragons that kinda looked like ducks.     Not a lot of issues with pixelated boobs there, eh?   When I was a kid, I was a Super Duper Tom Boy (Deluxe Edition), but I've become quite a... chick, for lack of a better term. If you don't know who I am, I've embraced My femme side and I dove headfirst into the adult entertainment industry at age 18. So needless to say, I've kind of wandered the spectrum as far as how I identified as a biological female.   Recently, I've seen all of the chaos that is GamerGate, primaril...

This is part 1 of a 2 part review! Woop woop! Get excited ya'll. If I don't see confetti being flung about by naked revelers, I'm going home.     So I got a lil love from UPS today. In the package were some fun, shiny goodies and a note from a fan.   "I know you've been kinda bummed lately, so I thought these would cheer you up! I also know you said that you want to do more reviews on your blog so... 2 birds, 1 stone! Enjoy!"   Inside the package were some super groovy nail polishes, as well as some new makeup! Stuff I've not tried before! Huzzah!   Today I will review the makeup bits, leaving the nail polishes for a second part. Oh yes, I will be leaving you hanging!     Sorry, kitty.   So here we go!   First we have a foundation and pressed powder set (not sold as a set) from Maybelline's FIT me! line.     The foundation is #310 Sun Beige , and it's in their Shine Free stick form. It goes on almost powde...

I dye My hair. A lot. Have been since I was 13 years old.   My hair makes Me Furcifer pardalis.     It makes Me Doryteuthis opalescens.       I've been very lucky to have minimal adverse effects from My color experimentations! Much knocking upon wood is happening as I type this! Huzzah!   This week, however, Shit Hit The Fan.   Most of you know My usual hair color:     I've spent the last month lightening My hair. I had gotten it to this color:     So I wanted a nice, bold red. This is what I chose to use:     This is the samples of what several shades of brown would become. Since My shade was lighter than these, I was excited, and not at all worried.     This is the end result:     What. The. Legit. Fuck. I basically went a full 360. Back In Black.   I am so very angry right now. I've had to cancel all photo shoots for the month of August, since they were...