Friday, September 16, 2011

Reviewing Strippish Songs: Part 1

Time to do the first review of a "strippish" song. Strippish? Yes. These are songs that mention strippers, stripping, and/or strip clubs in at least a few lines. I've heard tons of them, and a lot of them really are giving out the wrong messages! So, let's begin.

Artist(s): Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz (feat. Pleasure P & Shawty Putt)
Song: Like A Stripper

Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Stilettos, she in the middle of the floor
Need a medal for all the junk up in her trunk
Shawty dance like stripper
She dance like a stripper
She dance like a stripper
When she dips in your patron
Get to the party (party) like she workin on the floor
Shawty got it (got it) when she drop it outta control
Shawty dance like a stripper
She dance like a stripper
She dance like a stripper
When she pop that catalog

Shake it off (shake it off)
Shake it down (shake it down)
Don't stop (don't stop)
To the ground (to the ground)
Pick it up (pick it up)
Put it down (put it down)
Lemme see you go round an round
Put it up (put it up)
Push it back (push it back)
Make it jump (make it jump)
Make it cry (make it cry)
Like that (like that)
Like that (like that)
Make a nigga wanna hit it from the back
Yo dick
Yo back
Pop that ass and that cat
Get it girl, that thing ain't to fat
Grind the dick just like that

Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Back to Pleasure P instead of got the party
(Party) like she workin on the floor it's
When her body (body) let's her work it on the pole

Heart breaker
Money maker
Booty shaken on the floor
Couple shots and patrons
She start dancin like a HOOOO
Bend it over
Touch them toes
Girl you do that like a pro
You know you bad with all that ass
Show me what it's made for
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Shake it to the front
Now shake it back
Pop that back
Twist the cap
What you do with all that giiiirl
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)

Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Back to Pleasure P instead of got the party
(Party) like she workin on the floor it's:
When her body (body) let's her work it on the pole

Ladies on the dance floor
Ladies by the bar
Ladies in the sound club
Shake it like a star
If it's just on girl
Bring it up to show the world
If it's just on girl
Bring it up to show the world

How low can you go (go)
How low can you go (go)
How low can you go (go)
How low can you go (go)
Take it to the floor (floor)
Take it to the floor (floor)
Take it to the floor (floor)
Take it to the floor (floor)

Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Round an round you go (go)
Back to Pleasure P instead of got the party
(Party) like she workin on the floor it's:
When her body (body) let's her work it on the pole

Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round
Lemme see you go round an round



Ok, overall, not too bad. Most of it is common shit. But here's some select lyrics I have an issue with, and why:

Lemme see you go round an round (sure, we usually go around a pole, but not always)

Stilettos, she in the middle of the floor (not every dancer rocks the skinny heel anymore, but ok, it's iconic for the profession)

Shawty dance like stripper (Oh, I see... she isn't one, just dances like one?)

When she dips in your patron (you have a swimming pool of Tequila?)

Get to the party (party) like she workin on the floor (what is she doing, asking folks for dances?)

When she pop that catalog (wait, what?)

Make it cry (make it cry) (if any part of her body starts weeping, take her ass to the Free Clinic)

She start dancin like a HOOOO (ok hang on... we don't Dance Like Ho's. Stripper doesn't equal Ho)

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