Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

On Monday nights, at Tootsy's, I'm the Door Wench. I sit at the front door of the club, check ID's, and handle cash. Make change, charge admission (only for the under 21 crowd, Mondays are free otherwise), and take the bar fees from the dancers. Simple shit, despite some drama from time to time. Primary objective? Make sure the 18 - 20 year olds pay, get arm bands, and have heir hands marked. Also, chase away the under 18 jackasses. Fine. Not a hard thing to do overall. WELL! Tonight a kid came in with a Florida ID that had him at being 22. Yeah, he had a baby face, but that happens. Hell, most folks think I'm in my early 20s. Fine. Looked fine, had the hologram, the secondary photo, etc. Kid gets in. Cool. He asks what the drink specials are. Rather common question from the 21+ folks. Not very common for the underagers. They're usually "HUR HUR BEER". Later on, while my manager was standing next to me chatting, another kid comes into the foyer. He looks ...

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)

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I know I know... I've been lax. The Less Glamorous Job is going away and it's had Me rather stresstastic. I haven't been at Tootsy's much, and that sucks. I hope that, once I have Tons Of Spare Time I will be able to dance more. I'm still working on the idea of a podcast. A big part of the cast would be a Q&A. I'll be taking questions about Me, My life (to an extent LOL), BDSM, stripping, modeling, sex, the adult entertainment industry, etc. So if you have any questions, feel free to start emailing them in! Send them to paigedwinter@gmail.com with the subject "Podcast Q&A"... I plan on starting a 365 Photo Post Project in August. Each day I will post a photo on My blog. It may be a photo of Me, a specific body part, something special to My heart. Some will be racy, some will be artsy. But there will be 365 of them total!