Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

This is part 1 of a 2 part review! Woop woop! Get excited ya'll. If I don't see confetti being flung about by naked revelers, I'm going home.     So I got a lil love from UPS today. In the package were some fun, shiny goodies and a note from a fan.   "I know you've been kinda bummed lately, so I thought these would cheer you up! I also know you said that you want to do more reviews on your blog so... 2 birds, 1 stone! Enjoy!"   Inside the package were some super groovy nail polishes, as well as some new makeup! Stuff I've not tried before! Huzzah!   Today I will review the makeup bits, leaving the nail polishes for a second part. Oh yes, I will be leaving you hanging!     Sorry, kitty.   So here we go!   First we have a foundation and pressed powder set (not sold as a set) from Maybelline's FIT me! line.     The foundation is #310 Sun Beige , and it's in their Shine Free stick form. It goes on almost powde...

I dye My hair. A lot. Have been since I was 13 years old.   My hair makes Me Furcifer pardalis.     It makes Me Doryteuthis opalescens.       I've been very lucky to have minimal adverse effects from My color experimentations! Much knocking upon wood is happening as I type this! Huzzah!   This week, however, Shit Hit The Fan.   Most of you know My usual hair color:     I've spent the last month lightening My hair. I had gotten it to this color:     So I wanted a nice, bold red. This is what I chose to use:     This is the samples of what several shades of brown would become. Since My shade was lighter than these, I was excited, and not at all worried.     This is the end result:     What. The. Legit. Fuck. I basically went a full 360. Back In Black.   I am so very angry right now. I've had to cancel all photo shoots for the month of August, since they were...