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When I come up in the club I'm talkin mad shit...

An instance where beating someone with the STFUGTFO stick is a reasonable reaction: When a guy's intro to wanting to buy a dance from you is “Yeeeaaaahhhh.... I married a stripper once. So you know I am SO all about rockin the pussy! Let's dance!” That's supposed to be encouraging, how? Oh, but it gets better... when you decline he tries to taunt you with “Well, I guess I'll just go spend this ten dollars elsewhere huh?” You do that, assbag. No one here cares that, once upon a time, a woman in the same line of work as us had to put up with you. Not our problem. Not our concern. If we did give a shit, we’d be spending an awful lot of our hard earned cash on condolence cards for all of these women we hear so much about. And why should it matter that your ex was a stripper? Does that magically enhance your manliness and prowess? Does that give you +7 Stud? Is it better than having married a bank teller or a chef? Is that an upgrade from, perhaps, the cashier at Burger King

Don't break my heart again like you did before

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Awwww yeah, it's time for another review! Today I have a <3 set from Charmed (they're a sister company of Maidenform ) that is so damned cute, and not just for Valentine's Day! I love the pattern, I love the lace. The bra pushes up just enough to be fun, and if I want to be a bit cheeky, I let the lace trim show above my shirt. The undies are super comfy, which is always a plus. Cute as hell and enjoyable to wear? Major thumbs up for this set.

I like the way it looks 'cause your booty so fat

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