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Shawty got ass for days

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Are we ready for more ass pictures? I'm sure we are!

Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!

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Someone asked me about what I read. Seemed like a fun project for images. I read a lot of crime suspense, especially those revolving around serial killers. I love Deaver , Reichs , and Harris . I'm also into romance. Yes, literary smut. But I tend to stick to Paranormal Romance. If it has vampires, demons, witches, etc? I'm game. My favorites are Clamp & Adams , Showalter , and Kenyon . I got to meet Madame Kenyon at DragonCon this year. OMG I was a total fangirl. Turns out she digs strippers. YAY! http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif I'm also big into the Dresden Files and the Rachel Morgan series . Oh! And the Nightside series. Beyond that I collect a lot of non fiction. Biographies on stars I adore, places, events, art/art history, and the occult. I have a MASSIVE ton of occult PDFs, alas... not the books. YET. here are some recent finds at the library. Yay for $1 books! Maybe I will post more book pics/info in other posts.

12 Days of Stripmas (2011)

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Fuck yer gold rings. I'll take a brass pole over the gold rings any day! Back by popular demand, a parody I came up with some years back. I won't write out the WHOLE DAMN SONG, so you just get the list. Feel free to show it around, but please give me some props for the lyrics ;) The 12 Days of Stripmas is © Moi dammit. Don't make Me kick you. 12 strippers stripping (duh) 11 drunkards drinking 10 folded dollars 9 losers groping 8 bitches bitching 7 cheap asses staring 6 inch stilettos FIVE MORE SHOTS 4 purple bruises 3 stolen thongs 2 lines of coke and half my money goes to the bar!

She smiles and it's dangerous, in a little black dress

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Are ya'll ready for another product review? Today's review is for a dress from BodyKandi.com . They have a gorgeous, and user-friendly website, and good prices! I was quite excited to peruse their wares. I ended up choosing this dress , with plans to use it for one of My UV parties at Tootsy's. I wasn't 100% positive that the ribbons would react under black light, but I was willing to give it a shot, and the dress is simple enough that adding to it wouldn't be an issue. Here is what it looks like on the model: I emailed back and forth with Shannon, who was a total sweetie, and the dress arrived in good time. Perfect timing, actually, for the event! This was how the dress arrived in the mail, complete with a nice note from the company! Very nice of them to do so :D Here's the dress, fresh out of the packaging: It came laced up with the pink ribbons, and had the green ribbons separately packaged. It also came with a matching thong. The thong is small on Me, low in

Hope you can come up with the answers babe

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Time for some more delicious Q&A, bitches! Q1) What turns you on the most, during sex or even just during foreplay? A1) Oooh baby! Great question!! Let's see... Kissing, biting, or even breathing on My neck. Ending a passionate kiss by nibbling on My lip. Hair pulling for sure, but only from a naturally dominant male. Light kisses on My wrists, shoulders, and the small of My back. Licking My stomach, specifically between My navel and where the Landing Strip would be... if I didn't subscribe to Shaved Bald Weekly. Q2) If you put your music on randomly, what would the playlist look like? A2)I can show you! I took screen shots of a playlist today for ya'll. It's missing some country, Bhangra, and some ambient... but it's a decent representation of My tastes. Q3)How many women in porn enjoy receiving oral in personal life? A#) Well, I haven't the time nor resources to do a poll and ask every female porn star in the world but... I can take a guess, and base it on